I did the most Mumsnetty thing I've ever done today. Guess what it was?

[MagnoliaPaintedWalls]

Today I did probably the most Mumsnetty thing I've ever done. Am the first to admit that when I read about it on Mumsnet I was deeply skeptical, but after today I'm converted. Go on, guess what it was?

@Loveletters123

Used the ironing board to wrap presents?

I do this! Loads easier

taken in parcels for your whole street and then seethed when the recipients did not come for them

Used a fish slice and lube?

Asked a bunch of strangers how old you look and then get upset when they say you look a decade older than your age?

Bought a stunt pineapple and a handful of stunt clementines with fancy leaves on for your Christmas decorative fruit bowl?

Had a spa day?

Cut your hair yourself by pulling it into an upside down ponytail and chopping at it?

Refused to let a workman use your loo?

Described little Tarquin as “spirited?”

Asked for cash as a wedding present using a twee poem?

Preemptively taken a Baylis & Harding gift set to a charity shop?

Called your husband Dee-Haitch out loud?

Conflated the UK with England within earshot of a Welsh person?

Asked someone how old you looked and got offended if they didn't say at least 20 years younger than you actually are?

With thanks to all for this short lived (hopefully, but you never know with a Mumsnet thread let's face it) but glorious thread. Today, Mumsnetters, I bleached my skirting boards. And I cannot tell you what a game changer it was. They were filthy! And now they sparkle like freshly laid Christmas snow. They, and this thread, have made me a very happy Mumsnetter.

@XenoBitch

let your kid do a t-rex in the supermarket?

This thread was hilarious. And the wine at the wall, and was there a bee as well at some point?

Told someone very ill that ‘it is not an accident OR an emergency’ and not to go to hospital.

Have a Dh with a "time consuming weekend hobby"
it is always cycling

Said to someone that 'Generally, I tend to wear leggings and tunic dresses'

Post the OP and not ever come back

Let your three year old have their first ‘very small’ piece of chocolate?

Posted a trifle.

oooh I know. screamed at the Sistine Chapel????

Ooooh cross posted! How do you even do that?!

I know!

Cut your own hair.

Punished your husband by going on a spa day?

Bought naice ham and pombears?

@MagnoliaPaintedWalls

With thanks to all for this short lived (hopefully, but you never know with a Mumsnet thread let's face it) but glorious thread. Today, Mumsnetters, I bleached my skirting boards. And I cannot tell you what a game changer it was. They were filthy! And now they sparkle like freshly laid Christmas snow. They, and this thread, have made me a very happy Mumsnetter.

Right. What? How did you do that?

Referred to someone as a cockwomble when they're actually a plain old fashioned cunt

Gave your head a wobble?
Set your teeth on edge?

@SuffolkPunch27

Bought a poo knife?

Got one already. It's in the cleaning cupboard with 'poo' written on it. For when you have to scrape poo out of school shoes? Or is it another Centreparcs thing? Am