I did the most Mumsnetty thing I've ever done today. Guess what it was?

[MagnoliaPaintedWalls]

Today I did probably the most Mumsnetty thing I've ever done. Am the first to admit that when I read about it on Mumsnet I was deeply skeptical, but after today I'm converted. Go on, guess what it was?

Said 'did you mean to be so rude?'

Spat your tea/ wine/ gin over your keyboard at a post deserving a lip twitch or knowing nod at best?

ThinkIveFoundYourMarbles

Shaking and crying? Really, ThinkIveFoundYourMarbles you sound like hard work.

@DartmoorChef

Left the bastard

This one made me laugh out loud

Thanks for this brilliant thread to wake up to.
Unmumsnetty hugs

Gone up to random strangers to ask them how old they think you are and then called them “CF’s” when they get it wrong?

cocklodged?
provide incredibly insightful(to us)translation of boris's ruling on covid?
protestested about megan?
shagged mr tumble?

Fed the whole family & the rest of the road for a whole week with one roast chicken?

And cutted up a pear?

Were you unreasonable?

@SarahBellam

Did you diagnose someone you’d never met with autism, narcissism, or ADHD in spite of having no qualifications in psychiatry or psychology?

@MagnoliaPaintedWalls

With thanks to all for this short lived (hopefully, but you never know with a Mumsnet thread let's face it) but glorious thread. Today, Mumsnetters, I bleached my skirting boards. And I cannot tell you what a game changer it was. They were filthy! And now they sparkle like freshly laid Christmas snow. They, and this thread, have made me a very happy Mumsnetter.

I did not know about this!!! So pure or dilute? Direct on to white painted wood?

Used a penis beaker?

Crying laughing, here since 2005 and recognise every.single.one of these. Classic.

There's a point where this was amusing. Think i am over it now.

Batch cooked. Also did you post a photo of you in new clothing asking for advice on how thin/fat/frumpy you look?

Had a picky tea
Went NC with mil

I can't sleep and reading this thread has made me smile. I was hoping that you might have found an elderly Korean lady in your garden.

Cut up the hundreds of flashing lights in your neighbours garden.

Did you boil your piss with a Paddington stare?

@Thehogfatherstolemycurry

Did you ltb?? 😂

Did you take a shower for the second day running?

Got the ick?

The most Mumsnetty thing the OP has ever done is to start this thread.

Got your ducks in a row?