I did the most Mumsnetty thing I've ever done today. Guess what it was?

[MagnoliaPaintedWalls]

Today I did probably the most Mumsnetty thing I've ever done. Am the first to admit that when I read about it on Mumsnet I was deeply skeptical, but after today I'm converted. Go on, guess what it was?

@SkylarFerris

ThinkIveFoundYourMarbles Did you mean to be so rude?

How dare you accuse me? I am now shaking and crying!

You prepared dinner for 25 people with one cooked chicken and have enough left over for lunch tomorrow 🐔😁

Asked if this is a line or an evap?

@KittensWearingWoollyMittens

Ate lots of veggies and a huge salad?

massive salad! Its a massive salad

@Nowayoutonlydown

Had bumsex at centreparcs?

Used the penisbeaker?

Stared at someone and said "Did you mean to be so rude?!"

Lol tell us please!

She already has...

@NowNumber5

Laughed so loud you woke the baby up?

Fired your house manager?

Stole your best friend’s baby name?

Hahaha. Forgot about the house manager

@ImmutableSexQueen

I thought pampas grass signified swingers.

Hardly anyone has a front garden any more, they've all been turned into driveways to avoid (or create) parking disputes. So now it's Pineapples.

Posted your child’s art asking ‘what aged child did this?’

@3luckystars

Apparently, people that eat pineapples are better off, so even if you don’t like them, put one in the fruit bowl so others think you are wealthy.

A whole bowl full of oranges with the leaves on, or a cake stand with only lemons on it does a similar job.

The 1950s version was having fruit in the house when no-one was ill!

Did you diagnose someone you’d never met with autism, narcissism, or ADHD in spite of having no qualifications in psychiatry or psychology?

@BiscuitLover3678

Watch your MIL tickle your topless husband (I could go on for days).

What happened to this thread?!?!?!?!

Squirted someone with a Super Soaker.

Went straight to A&E

Gave birth to lively free spirited twins?

Got ABSOLUTELY FUCKING LIVID/FUMING with something like mil asking about the kids

Gone NC with your bitch of a SIL ?

Didn't RTFT.

And my partner's contributions:

Gave your head a wobble.

Said you'd "name changed for this thread"... but hadn't.

Threw your loo brush out.

Used a boxed hair dye.

Sacked the cleaner for leaving 5 minutes early.

Good for you.
I loved the guess work brought back memories of many hilarious threads.
I want a robot hoover.

I'm absolutely fumming that I didnt guess!

Fumming - Anyone else remember this? Years ago some poor OP had something/someone annoy her and was 'left absolutely fumming...'

Obviously we all piled on piss-
taking about the typo 😳 'Twas
back in the good ol' days of naice ham, penis beakers but a bit before Balonz, CP bum sex and any cheque cancelling! I do remember reading it and laughing, whilst also
feeling a bit guilty that the OP had a genuine issue, but it WAS funny!

Took in ironing?

Has someone said anal yet?

i am absolutely pmsl at all the answers and i have no idea if you've even said what it is that you did.

Set up a colony of penguin bollards on your/a neighbour's drive?

Has anyone said fed the kids Greggs sausage rolls and a fruit shoot for lunch? I will be most disappointed if not.