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Original poster

I did the most Mumsnetty thing I've ever done today. Guess what it was?

507 replies

MagnoliaPaintedWalls · 19/12/2021 20:56

Today I did probably the most Mumsnetty thing I've ever done. Am the first to admit that when I read about it on Mumsnet I was deeply skeptical, but after today I'm converted. Go on, guess what it was?

OP posts:
ElinoristhenewEnid · 19/12/2021 22:16

Referred to friend getting married as Bridezilla Said bride having honeymoon on the remote island whose name I have forgotten!

TaVeryMuchLove · 19/12/2021 22:16

Finished your sentence with no? No?

Original poster
MagnoliaPaintedWalls · 19/12/2021 22:17

@TwistedOlivers

Got your dicks in a row?
Now you mention it...I lined them up in a neat little row and bleached them. Grin
OP posts:
TwistedOlivers · 19/12/2021 22:18

@MagnoliaPaintedWalls and 'thwacked' them with your poo knife

ladygoingGaga · 19/12/2021 22:19

Asked if little Raddichio is a gifted child as he guessed the ending to the latest Biff and Chipper book

TwistedOlivers · 19/12/2021 22:21

Recognised yourself as Julia from Motherland?

Hohofortherobbers · 19/12/2021 22:21

Spat out your coffee?

Hohofortherobbers · 19/12/2021 22:22

Booked your destination wedding in Maui? BECAUSE IT'S MAUI!!!

TwistedOlivers · 19/12/2021 22:24

Worked from home whilst breastfeeding triplets and waved several red flags at your DH because he ate the last of the waitrose brioche?

ThinkIveFoundYourMarbles · 19/12/2021 22:25

Bleached your skirting boards? Really, OP, you sound like hard work.

elegy · 19/12/2021 22:27

I've had a shit day, but this thread has provided a glimmer of joy.

Might just bleach my skirtings tomorrow OP.

Clevs · 19/12/2021 22:27

Used a toilet brush?
Had a wee in the shower?
Taken yourself to A&E without asking anyone if they think you should go? And then when you gel 147 replies saying "A&E now" still argue the fact that you're wasting their time and don't really need to go?

Original poster
MagnoliaPaintedWalls · 19/12/2021 22:28

[quote TwistedOlivers]@MagnoliaPaintedWalls and 'thwacked' them with your poo knife[/quote]
Grin Now that is a Mumsnetty thing to do. We'll end up in the Daily Mail if we're not careful...

OP posts:
Lacedwithgrace · 19/12/2021 22:28

Did you draw a diagram?

Clevs · 19/12/2021 22:29

@FatOaf

Made the paramedics take their boots off before coming into your house to attend to someone having a heart attack?

...And ordered them not to use your toilet?

I need to find this thread!
Original poster
MagnoliaPaintedWalls · 19/12/2021 22:31

@elegy

I've had a shit day, but this thread has provided a glimmer of joy.

Might just bleach my skirtings tomorrow OP.

You're welcome. Sorry you've had a shit day. Definitely get that bleach out tomorrow!
OP posts:
fratellia · 19/12/2021 22:32

Named your child Serendipity nn Poppy

Original poster
MagnoliaPaintedWalls · 19/12/2021 22:33

Am off now, with one last admiring glance at my shiny skirting boards. Thanks all, I've been hooting with laughter all evening Xmas Smile

OP posts:
TwistedOlivers · 19/12/2021 22:34

Named your child Archibald nn Derek

SkylarFerris · 19/12/2021 22:35

ThinkIveFoundYourMarbles
Did you mean to be so rude?

Nowayoutonlydown · 19/12/2021 22:35

Had bumsex at centreparcs?

Used the penisbeaker?

Stared at someone and said "Did you mean to be so rude?!"

Lol tell us please!

Feetupkettleon · 19/12/2021 22:35

Finally decided to name your newborn Balonz?

CheshireKitten123 · 19/12/2021 22:37

Swapped a brown bin with a neighbours green bin and put cat $hi£ in both of them.

KittensWearingWoollyMittens · 19/12/2021 22:37

Ate lots of veggies and a huge salad?

Famousinlove · 19/12/2021 22:38

You asked your husband why there was sellotape on the door?