Farting or blow off ?

[Cheekytea]

Help settle a argument for me

My two and half year old finds it very funny she farts she smiles and giggles and tells everyone she farted,
Hubby not so impressed I taught her to saying farting and thinks the respectful term to teach her is " blow off " or other phrases so I'm asking you all what do you call farting in your household ? And what do they say in school etc

Thanks

I don't like the word fart/farting for a two year old but find the term blow off strange. My DC are a similar age and use the word pump/pumping.

Pump/pumped
As in 'did you just pump?'
'Who pumped?'

Fart is such a horrible word

We say fluffing or bum puffs

Trump is more polite for a toddler. I hate the term blow off, it’s just odd.

My four year old DD says ‘bottom burp’. Blow off seems oddly vulgar to me, though I don’t know why.

Blow off makes me think of fellatio.
I say fart.
Pump makes me squeamish with embarrassment, no idea why.

Bum puffs?!

OMG is this thread for real?

Yep bum puffs 😂

Blow offs when we were kids but we always say trump with our son (although at 6 he now just says fart....) at nursery they said pop off which was sweet!

We say fart. Always have. My great nan said pump

God I hate all the twee and cutesy words. It's a fart.

Pop

Pump/pumping/pumped means the same as shag/shagging/shagged in Glasgow.

Fart is fine

When I worked as a childminder’s assistant she made us say “windypops”.
I’m not against the word “fart”, but I’ll use lots of different words for it with my son, just for a laugh.
Recently when he farts I’ll look surprised and go “was that your tooty-booty?” - it makes him laugh.

Trump here, no farts in my hearing until at secondary 😂

@BabyofMine

Blow off makes me think of fellatio. I say fart. Pump makes me squeamish with embarrassment, no idea why.

Pump makes me feel really weird too 😂

It's a fart I don't get all the twee words for something that has a proper name... pump, fluff and bum puff are weird

Trump is our go to.

Just say fart

I know somebody who used to call them popsies, couldn't cope with that. Its fart in our house, cannot remember what it was when the boys were younger. If you don't like fart, maybe go for trump or boff.

@Poppets14

Fart is such a horrible word

We say fluffing or bum puffs

Whaaat

Your right it's fart, there's no need for any other weird term.

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Why on earth is trump or pump or blow off better than fart?

Agree blow off brings to mind fellatio. Pump is slang for intercourse.

Why are you discussing it so much anyway?