Farting or blow off ?

[Cheekytea]

Help settle a argument for me

My two and half year old finds it very funny she farts she smiles and giggles and tells everyone she farted,
Hubby not so impressed I taught her to saying farting and thinks the respectful term to teach her is " blow off " or other phrases so I'm asking you all what do you call farting in your household ? And what do they say in school etc

Thanks

We use fart but used trump when very little/pre school age as friends with children similar age treated fart like a swear weird. Fart doesn't bother me at all.

We referred to "letting off" as children in the 80s. Not sure we had a noun. Wouldn't have been allowed to say fart.

@Palavah

*Passing gas?

Only in a Brooklyn accent*

I don't understand...

I have a dictionary on my bookshelf and the definition of a fart is an excretion of gas from the anus. To me that is a lot more accurate than all the other bull shit terms many of you are using.

My 2 year old says fart. He says fart because fart is the correct word to use. It is not offensive or a swear word.

Fascinating thread. German for 'fart' is 'Furz' so it could be worse. Maybe that's why we've never bothered with circumlocutions in our house.

Trump here.

I also hate pump off

Definitely going to call it a Gary from now on

Windy pops, Whizz bangs, Bum explosions, Guffreys and Farty boom booms in our house....don't think your husband would like us much 🤣

For my 1 year old we’re saying tooty bum bum. But he’s now got a fart ninja so guess it will be fart 😂

I hate the word fart .
My kids all say it 🙄
I say' passing wind'.

We mostly say "passing wind"

We say toot when DD's around to hear, otherwise it's fart.

I call it a Fluffy. As in I let Fluffy off the chain.

Windy pops for my DS4

We say "burps" 😂 it's what the nursery calls them and it's just stuck. I don't like to hear young kids say "fart". Sounds vulgar

We always have said trump. However this meant my then 5 year old loved Donald which was a bit awkward!

Do all the adults who go around saying they've "fluffed"? know that a "fluffer" in porn is someone who goes around giving head to actors in between shoots to make sure they're hard?

Trump, bum trump or just breaking wind. Although my two dds are aware of fart and use it occasionally which I'm fine with - it's not exactly a swear word! Blow off is awful.

Thanks to my dm I grew up calling them creepy mouses. As in "have you done a creepy mouse?" I think if there was a prize for the most twee, cringworthy, Victorian name for a fart, this would win it!

Pumping means fucking so no to that one.

I find it crackers that people think 'farting' is so very awful and that 'bum puffs' and 'fluff' far more acceptable.

Just say 'fart', and stop being a tweeirdo.

This thread has made my day!

My 2 year old says pop pop or noisy bum

Trumped or had wind when younger. Fart when older. Guffed, to make my son laugh.

That's it from now on I'm actually going to use Gary. Gavel.

2 and 3 yr old DDs and we use 'botty burp'.

I say fart all the time but agree it's not appropriate for little ones so I say botty burp around them.

My ex used to call a fart a poop and used to ask “have you just pooped?”. Erm no, I haven’t just shat myself thanks

We just say fart in our house!

@thepeopleversuswork I didn’t learn the word fart until school and literally nothing happened as a result of that.

@EatYourVegetables it iswind to me, rather than a fart. Hence the term trapped wind (or do people say trapped fart?)