Best mumsnet names

[Whosthebestbabainalltheworld]

Just reading about the most memorable AIBU’s led me on to the best names.

My vote is for Pyonyangkipperbang.

Simply brilliant!

I don't get Time40

Time for tea @GrandTheftWalrus

@GrandTheftWalrus

I don't get Time40

That's a shame - put your feet up and get someone to make you a brew.

I've just said it out loud and get it now.

I'm an idiot

The Pyongyang bit came from the fact that I have a bit of an obsession with reading about N.Korea, particularly the biographies of those who have escaped and it fitted with Kipperbang because of the play!

I like my name because it is short!

I like @chocolatesaltyballs22, it is very memorable. Also @jesusinthecabbagevan

Oh and also PaulHollywoodsSexGut

All is explained then @PyongyangKipperbang

ElQuintoCono

Bumsexatthebingo

Tarty Flette is my favourite, I wish I had thought of it!

@IDidntFloatUpTheLaganInABubble

Yes *@JesusInTheCabbageVan* is brilliant - is it homage to the original thread or the OP that has it?

@HonoreDeBallsack that's why I thought BupcakesandCunting was a genius name, perfect for the times (can't believe it was 20 years ago though)

20 years.

My children were little then. They are not now!

I have had usernames into the hundreds in that time...

Bendydickcuminsnatch

Wins it every time

[quote Cleverpolly3]@snappedandfarted
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🤦🏻‍♀️

@BendydickCuminsnatch

Bupcakes had a few names. I’m sure MarmaladeTwatkins was the same poster.

Interesting poster.

JaneJeffer such a fab Irish word play

@DobbyTheHouseElk yes I remember that username.

They did make me laugh at times, I remember a thread they started something like "my fanjo is on fire"...First line was I have NC'd for this of course to save embarrassment, only to realise after posting the NC had failed!

Some are so clever or funny I wish I could think up similar ones, such as:
QueeferSutherland
YoniMitchell
UterusUterusGhali
BupcakesandCunting
WeBuiltThisCityOnSausageRolls (I always sing it in my head 😁)
UnexpectedItemInShaggingArea
WeBuiltCisCityonSexistRoles
Bendydickcuminsnatch

HoldMeCloserTonyDanza always made me smile
Yeah, I like it too, and always sing it 😊

Time40
It took me a while but I get it now! Clever 😎

@GrandTheftWalrus

I've just said it out loud and get it now.

I'm an idiot

Took me saying it out loud three times before I got it!

Eat Shit Derek comes from the film The Step Brothers. Liked the film, great Screen name

I always liked Shatnersbassoon because it made me laugh.

There is a user called pumperthepumper, the name amuses me, I have no idea why!

AtYourCervix always makes me giggle. Same with WeBuiltThisCityOnSausageRolls.