Best mumsnet names

[Whosthebestbabainalltheworld]

Just reading about the most memorable AIBU’s led me on to the best names.

My vote is for Pyonyangkipperbang.

Simply brilliant!

Was just going to say AtYourCervix!

I also like DramaAlpaca and IHopeYouStepOnALegoPiece.

@snappedandfarted
I think it’s that

Oh and also Titsalina and O the huge manatee !

I am very uninventive with usernames and have never managed a funny one.

I'm sure there are much funnier ones if I could only remember, but the one that came to mind is StorminaBcup

@UnexpectedItemInShaggingArea every single time I use the self serve tills in the supermarket they argue I’m doing it all wrong. I think of your name and smile. People who work there must think I’m a chuffing loon!
I do want to know what was so abominable about Derek.
I have a neighbour whose car has AF in the number plate and I’m always reminded of AnyFucker.

AtYourCervix

BupcakesandCunting

AlexReidsLonelyBrainCell

YourSexNotGenderIsOnFire

There was “jenniferallisonphillipasue” or something close to that during the week which I thought was pretty witty also.

Hey, I'm memorable Somebody else got there first thought, I had to double the L in Allison to get the username accepted. Incidentally, it's just a favourite song, nothing more meaningful than that.

Just saw someone on another thread called MayContainNits which I like 👍

WeBuiltThisCityOnSausageRolls

I sing it every time I see her name

@messybun101

WeBuiltThisCityOnSausageRolls

I sing it every time I see her name

Just seen you were on this thread  @WeBuiltThisCityOnSausageRolls

I don't get how some of the above names are "good names" or humouress. Am I missing something.
What is so interesting about @pyongyang....

I also like "EatShitDerek' and 'FuckyNell'. They always make me smile.

@douliket

I don't get how some of the above names are "good names" or humouress. Am I missing something. What is so interesting about *@pyongyang*....

It looks like it.

Which ones don't you get? Perhaps we can help.

HoldMeCloserTonyDanza always made me smile

There was one like jeeziseverylastusernametaken or something like that
Made me laugh :)

Oh my God - first time in 13 years an old username of mine has ever been mentioned! BeyoncéCastle thanks you
I love, love ,love polkadots and moonbeams on the Strictly threads, it is just so dreamy. She used to dance iirc. My Strictly username sequins and stilettos is inspired by her.
I think we built this buffet on sausage rolls is awesome and ouchyoujuststeppedonalegopiece makes me wince in recognition.
Other than that, I am always fond of any puns - SuePurblyBuilt, Marmalade Twatkins, HelenaHandbasket etc

I always liked @piffpaffpoff.

@Sparklingbrook yes I was thinking of Sparkbrook, your username has much calmer imagery though!

You rang @Bloodypunkrockers?

I had namechanged for one thread and never changed back but you’ve inspired me to bring this one back! 👏

Sirchenjin is a great one

I also really like the name PickaChew

Mine is funny but only if you speak Italian

@Piffpaffpoff

You rang *@Bloodypunkrockers*?

I had namechanged for one thread and never changed back but you’ve inspired me to bring this one back! 👏

I always sing it when I see your name

There's someone called "david camerson'sleft ear" or something similar. That was the last username I chuckled at.

@Amusedbush always made me smile.

I like ones which reference things that are 'in jokes' for me. Like Line of Duty names. There must be many in jokes that completely pass me by. But that's OK because we're all different

I lol'd at the poster talking about IBS with the phrase 'Because my ring burns Sheila' and I still smile when I post so it's a continual homage to that OP whose name I've sadly forgotten