Best mumsnet names

[Whosthebestbabainalltheworld]

Just reading about the most memorable AIBU’s led me on to the best names.

My vote is for Pyonyangkipperbang.

Simply brilliant!

Chaveysexpond was always a favourite of mine and Angryattackkittens. Not seen either of them around for a while.

Can I add MyFartWillGoOn, and second @AnyFucker, @WeBuiltThisCityOnSausageRolls, @AtYourCervix, @UnexpectedItemInShaggingArea

Your usernames have made me

UterusUterusGhali

ovaHere

AtYourCervix

@irresistibleoverwhelm thank you, you've just made my night

I change my user name every time I accidentally give too many identifying details, so about once a week.

@BecauseMyRingBurnsSheila

I like ones which reference things that are 'in jokes' for me. Like Line of Duty names. There must be many in jokes that completely pass me by. But that's OK because we're all different

I lol'd at the poster talking about IBS with the phrase 'Because my ring burns Sheila' and I still smile when I post so it's a continual homage to that OP whose name I've sadly forgotten

I love your name!

[quote WizardOfAus]@Amusedbush always made me smile.[/quote]
Ah thank you very much!

I got it from a scene in Sex and the City. Smith, waiting on their table, asks "can I start you off with an amuse bouche?" and Samantha says "I'd like him to amuse my bush"

Kingjoffreysrestingcuntface always used to make me chuckle when I saw it

Hi

All credit to @EveningOverRooftops

Markgruffalocrumble is my fave!

You’re very welcome @DramaAlpaca!

Ooh I’ve just thought of another current name I like - MrsOvertonsWindow.

@Cazzovuoi Cosa?!!!!

@TankFlyBoss

Are you jam hot by any chance?

@pastabest

Well. Obviously mine is my favourite. Screw everyone else's lame attempts.

This thread is like 'who is mumsnet royalty' of old and will go the same way.

I was about to say BupcakesAndCunting. I disagreed with most of what she said, but I always thought that it was a very good name which rather summed up the spirit of MN 20 years ago. I also liked GetOrfMoiLand (or the name, anyway). And Cod becoming iCod, which was quite witty when iPods were first launched.

More recently, I like the name AnneLovesGilbert, just because it reminds me of happy days with my mum and Anne of GG!

@StarryStarrySocks

Going back a few years, but I loved UnexpectedItemInShaggingArea.

I love this one and think of it every time I'm in a supermarket.

Mrshuntgenenotjeremy (or something close to that) makes me smile

So many good ones, I often end up just looking at usernames in a thread. I would love to know the story behind some of them.

I like the name @CuriousAboutSamphire. Did she try it, and does she like it? I sometimes think about her in Tesco!

EatShitDerek always made me smile, particularly as I used to drive past Derek Avenue on my daily commute.

Isn't Helena Handbasket a professional organiser ? I'm sure it was someone call Helena who did a couple of fabulous organising threads back in the day where all there was to see here was fields

Hellsbellsmelons- or similar is mine and anyfucker

Alicethrewthefuckingglass

ImperialBlether

I like mine, but I don't think anyone's ever noticed it.

I'm surprised noone has mentioned JesusInTheCabbageVan yet. Very funny poster too