Locked Parking Thread 3(!!!))

[BlueEyesWhiteDragon]

You guys need to stop filling the thread when nothing is happening!!

In the meantime I had the most amazing nights sleep last night. Absolutely full of food and had an amazing day and frankly this morning I couldn't care if he's there for 6 months

His entitlement is on another level. What a cheeky fucker. I really hope you don't let him out until 7.30pm.

Oh, if Gazza's involved , I'm on my way. It will escalate very quickly to shenanigans and I love Gazza for some reason I can't really articulate.

Your brother needs a medal !

I love your DB

He is absolutely loving this. It's so clear in his tone.

Thank you @BlueEyesWhiteDragon I’ve loved this thread.

I bet this is the best birthday present you could ever have given your brother

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon

DB is back in the house banging around shouting at DS1 if he knows where the gate keys are as this "guy who parked his car in the driveway ALL weekend needs it now to go to that guys house. You know that guy that played football AGES ago. Football such a wuss game. Rugby that's a game for real men"

Hes text me to say
"Fuck if I'm letting him take it"

Does your DB know he has an Internet full of women currently lusting after him 🤣

Does DB know he has his own fan club?

Tell CF to come back in 5 mins.......3 days later.

Haha, Xpost with @Biblionerd there!

You said DB like beef....

What a crazy fucker!

What a weekend!

What a brother!

What an OP!

What an amazing Yorkshire pudding recipe!

What a group of threads!

(swoons at OP's DB)

Amazing

Just finished all three threads, and, wait - did you have TWO carvery dinners this weekend? How the other half live.

Brilliant

Hang on, am I mis-reading?

It's not the CF who is an ex footballer is it, it's his friend as far as I can tell or have I missed one of the OP's posts?

Much love for DB. Let us know when he gives up and goes away.

@Piggywaspushed

Oh, if Gazza's involved , I'm on my way. It will escalate very quickly to shenanigans and I love Gazza for some reason I can't really articulate.

I love him too. I’ll pick you up in 5, we must take beer, fishing rods and a cooked chicken (like what Gazza would do).

(I may have missed the point…..)

Why now I am meant to making the mods tea but have to keep refreshing this!!!

And just to add to the other few hundred amores of your DB. I thought I was happily married but I debating that now......

Yes, use the same time scale he works on.

what was Dickwad saying to your brother??

Has there been even a half hearted man to man apology?

They back outside. I don't know whats going on. Much more handwaving. I've replied to DB telling him get his phone out his bloody pocket or yell louder!

So he turned up at 5pm even though you told him you would be out? He really is entitled, isn't he, assuming that you will have just changed your plans for him.

Your DB should tell him that he can't find the keys and he will have to return after 7.30pm when you are in, like you told him to.