Locked Parking Thread 3(!!!))

[BlueEyesWhiteDragon]

You guys need to stop filling the thread when nothing is happening!!

In the meantime I had the most amazing nights sleep last night. Absolutely full of food and had an amazing day and frankly this morning I couldn't care if he's there for 6 months

He's a bit of a wassock isn't he!

BlueEyesWhiteDragon Your DB has a huge fan club now - he'd have no probs getting matched up on MN if he needs a partner!!!

Will you pick me up in your Ranger secret? I know a great parking spot.

I hope he has to leave without his car!! He obviously was expecting to come and just whip the gate open and be on his merry cheeky fucking way!

@chesirecat99

So he turned up at 5pm even though you told him you would be out? He really is entitled, isn't he, assuming that you will have just changed your plans for him.

Your DB should tell him that he can't find the keys and he will have to return after 7.30pm when you are in, like you told him to.

Exactly this.

Omg im pissing myself here

Someone's dropped him off and driven away, haven't they?

So entitled. Yep DB def can’t find the keys (didn’t you accidentally take them with you?!)

I’m totally invested, I’ve pulled over into a lay by so I can read instead of going home to start tea

What an absolutely entitled twat!! I would have all hid until 7.30pm.

DB text.

"Enemy vanquished. Hes calling for the return of his lift. Have said you'll.be back at 7.30ish but he might be best checking with you before he comes because you are quite lax with your times. I inserted an eyeroll at this point. And often your times can be several hours off. You get it off our Dad. Me I'm very punctual. Saves alot of hassle"

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon your db can play himself! What a fab man

Also I hope he doesn’t give him the car and makes him wait till 7.30, and you can just scroll back from the land in an oh for fuck sake manner

@atlastifoundit

Someone's dropped him off and driven away, haven't they?

Please, please, let this be true!

I have SUCH a crush on your marvellous DB now

Get your DB back in the house to ‘look for the keys’.
Sit him down with a cup of tea and put a film on.
At 7.30 find the keys.

Love it 🤣🤣

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon

DB text.

"Enemy vanquished. Hes calling for the return of his lift. Have said you'll.be back at 7.30ish but he might be best checking with you before he comes because you are quite lax with your times. I inserted an eyeroll at this point. And often your times can be several hours off. You get it off our Dad. Me I'm very punctual. Saves alot of hassle"

pmsl!

Yes!! Well done OP’s DB!!

If I was next to him I would absolutely hug him and never let go! He's truly a star.

It's obvious what CF has done, @BlueEyes said she would be out so he clearly thought he could grab the car and leave without having to confront his shame. He didn't count on epic DB who is playing his part beautifully 🤣

Of course he's entitled. He thinks because he knows a famous person he is the bees knees so to speak

@SecretKeeper1 I thinks it's a kebab you will need. But it's not Gazza I know him and he doesn't live in a forest. Well unless he's camping or fishing of course ....

Best thread ever!
We should nominate for Classics

DB, you absolute beauty!

I love this thread. I’ve just got home and some CF was parked on my drive. He moved very quickly when I screamed at him and blocked the main road with my car. The day I’ve had he was lucky I didnt ram it. 😡