Locked Parking Thread 3(!!!))

[BlueEyesWhiteDragon]

You guys need to stop filling the thread when nothing is happening!!

In the meantime I had the most amazing nights sleep last night. Absolutely full of food and had an amazing day and frankly this morning I couldn't care if he's there for 6 months

@rslsys

Look we've still got the casting to worry about. If we're going for Bob Hoskins, it's going to put the costs up. He's dead and would need to be CGI'd and that's not cheap!

Exactly. We've still got all the customers at the Carvery, everyone in footballer x's house and all the farmyard animals to go ...

@motherofgodhaudyerwheesht

is it possible that the CF is also slightly famous?

That would be hilarious. And OP didn't recognise him.

He sounds the type to say "don't you know who I am" though, so maybe not.

This is set to be the most entertaining evening I’ve had since the start of the pandemic. I’ve got to go out tonight but am seriously thinking of cancelling so I can be here for the denouement.

God bless you OP and DB - you are utterly brilliant

This thread (saga) has everything!

It’s a CF parking thread, it has a drawing (with cock and ball trees), high drama, an internal argument with PP who may or not be the CF, regular updates from OP, pics of food and now a sleb!

Love it, it’s the gift that keeps on giving, thank you @BlueEyesWhiteDragon.

He sounds the type to say "don't you know who I am" though, so maybe not.

YESSSSSS!!!! How did I not realise before now?!?!

It's Ronnie Pickering!!!!!!

Flat tyre OP, flat tyre. Let the air out of one of them. He'll have a spare.
And it won't cause damage, he can just get it reinflated.

He can call Gazza to help him change it, as they are clearly pals (and he wanted you to know this! you know, to assert some sort of importance upon himself.)

Then at least you'll have the satisfaction of watching him try and change it in his Ralph Lauren slacks whilst you sip your coffee.

(and take pictures for us)

@motherofgodhaudyerwheesht

is it possible that the CF is also slightly famous?

I did wonder that at the weekend - might go some way to explaining trying to get someone else to do his dirty work.

@LunaBunaTuna

This thread (saga) has everything!

It’s a CF parking thread, it has a drawing (with cock and ball trees), high drama, an internal argument with PP who may or not be the CF, regular updates from OP, pics of food and now a sleb!

Love it, it’s the gift that keeps on giving, thank you @BlueEyesWhiteDragon.

Don't forget DB and his ever-growing fan club!

My response to "I'm at (name of "celebrity) house" would be "Never heard of them". CF's ego would burst like a balloon.

Maybe he should have parked in his famous mates garden then.. ! T0sser .

Wonder what he is doing right now.. counting down to 5pm

@MaMelon

This is set to be the most entertaining evening I’ve had since the start of the pandemic. I’ve got to go out tonight but am seriously thinking of cancelling so I can be here for the denouement.

God bless you OP and DB - you are utterly brilliant

We've been waiting for the denoument since Saturday lunchtime.

Just go out!

He’s the CF that just keeps giving!

Has OP gone out and left necessary keys so that well meaning person in house allows CF to leave?!

Skipped the last 2 pages while snorting at 'Buckaroo with Bruce Grobelaar' - has anyone suggested getting the local press involved? Get a journo & a photographer down there & you've got a nice little story about local slebs...

The " after house should be after celebrity....damn no edit button.

If DB is single and straight I reckon there’s a good chance he could pull quite easily on here. It could be the start of something quite lovely

@MaMelon

If DB is single and straight I reckon there’s a good chance he could pull quite easily on here. It could be the start of something quite lovely

We need a photo of him. Or at least a diagram.

Your brother could dress up in a shirt and hold a notebook and camera. Ask CF for a comment for the upcoming local press article about trespassers believing they are in the right.

@MaMelon I was all a-flutter at his increasingly ridiculous ideas!

Is he ringing the doorbell right now, I wonder?

It is possible that CF thinks he famous.

Maybe it was the shock of OP not appearing to know him that's made him unable to collect his car, sorry 'Ranger' for over 48 hours.

Poor chap.

@Fencesplinters I wondered the exact same thie. Wouldn't surprise me if he's continued his streak of showing zilcho regard for others and just shown up at 5 as he wanted to.

Hang in there BlueEyesWhiteDragon. I'd love for you to get an apology out of this from him but this seems somewhat unlikely. Hopefully karma will catch up with him and he'll stub his toe when he least expects it 🤣

@dapsnotplimsolls of course, how could I have forgotten and, in true Generation Game style, cuddly toys! (Showing my age a bit there😂)

Hope that if he is a celebrity (most of whom I haven't a clue about) and expects to be recognised, he'll be asked for proof of identity. And no ID - no car.

If anyone is at a loose end while we wait, try googling (as I just did):

'ford ranger footballer'