Locked Parking Thread 3(!!!))

[BlueEyesWhiteDragon]

You guys need to stop filling the thread when nothing is happening!!

In the meantime I had the most amazing nights sleep last night. Absolutely full of food and had an amazing day and frankly this morning I couldn't care if he's there for 6 months

I think I might use BuckarooWithBruceGrobelaar next time I have to change a password!

@WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll I applaud you.

I'd have a few glasses of wine and open the door not a minute before 7:30. Oops, you thought he wasn't coming since he was being an arsehole about 5:00 and thinking it was all about his convenience, not yours, so you've now had some wine. you couldn't possibly move your truck. Guess he shouldn't have been such an entitled arsehole.

What a shame second X cannot drive him over to collect his car (or send his car over anyway) - and why not?

I think you should reply - bring your £500 parking fee. Actually I believe if he doesnt come when you say DVLA can give you his contact details. You have to have a good reason for asking and there may be a fee . Big sign up in future - car parking charge £200 per day, tow fee £500.

@HoundofHades

Given the ignorant arrogance in that message, i'm another one who suspects that in the depths of his stunted brain, CF will have decided it's all your fault, *@BlueEyesWhiteDragon*, rather than his (he's wrong!).

My ex lost his then 3-year-old son whilst out with his younger children alone one day - only noticing when he got home and his wife asked where their son was. Ex refused to accept that he, as parent, was at fault in any way - and blamed his toddler completely. CF's clearly cut from the same cloth

My Nan lost my ds when he was 3. He was found by a random woman who called the police.

Did my Nan admit fault? No. Cos my dd was well behaved (she was 2 years older!!) it was ds’s fault for wandering off. Let’s not forget my nan had a way of holding on to one child’s hand (usually dd. Can you see the favouritising here?) and letting ds wander. Not communicating with him and suddenly turning into a shop without seeing if ds was there. I was fuming

2 or 3 small stones/pebbles in the exhaust pipe, preferably helped in with a small part of the forest (obviously remove stick/twig once pebbles inserted). They will make the most god-awful rattle once he finally sets off.

OP, I salute you. Your self-restraint and dignity are admirable. May I please nominate Boris Johnson or that incompetent wanker Gavin Williamson as CF.

I’m so worried you’re not going to get an apology. I hope you manage to DEMAND one, and slam the door in his face if he refuses. I can’t believe the arrogance of the cheeky fucker.

For your sake OP I hope this is resolved this evening.

For everyone else.... please let this saga continue for a few more days! Even though I can't concentrate on any work today for fear of missing an update.

Award winning thread! Without a doubt a strong contender for top billing in "MN Classics"

I'd be in a 7.30 so as not be behave in his style of behaviour, but I would be going out at about 7.33pm, with the keys

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon

Second X is name of chap who lives other side of the forest. He used to be a famous footballer several years ago and I suppose would be the local celebrity if any of use cared

Haha so he's trying to make himself sound important by name-dropping as well. What a cock! Such a shame he won't have his ranger to get to X's in

Fuck him. Tell him he owes you a full apology. Arsehole.

Oh OP can't we carry on a bit longer? I'm not ready for it to finish yet.

Like when you're reading a really good book and don't want to finish the last chapter

Dear CF

You parked your car in my drive despite being asked to move.

The fee for unlocking my gate is £100, the fee for storage for (however many) hours is £500.

See you this evening”

@theshadeofgreen I don't see why we couldn't carry on without him, if he ever does go

@HaveringWavering - "Where did they find the child? Had your ex driven home and not remembered 3 year old was with him?!!"

From what I remember (not my child, fortunately for ex), the toddler was still in the play area in our local park. Ex just left for home with the then 5-year-old, presuming that the younger child would notice and follow. Luckily, the toddler was still engrossed in the slide/attached climbing frame, but as his mum said, he could so easily not have been. Ex has 5 children. The then toddler is the youngest. Ex is too arrogant to accept responsibility for his own actions even now, 8 years later. Everything that the OP posted about the CF parker... I wouldn't have been at all surprised to find he was my ex, sadly.

Please name and shame!!

Such a shame he won't have his ranger to get to X's in

And that is almost certainly why he has made contact because he wants to turn up at big dick footballers house in his fuck off dickmobile….

If he can’t then I bet he leaves it there. If he does turn up at 7.30. thinking he can still just about be fashionably late then you need to have trouble finding your keys, opening the gate etc until it is too late for him to turn up…..

Look we've still got the casting to worry about. If we're going for Bob Hoskins, it's going to put the costs up. He's dead and would need to be CGI'd and that's not cheap!

is it possible that the CF is also slightly famous?

But doesn’t he need his car? Perhaps he has others? In which case he clearly doesn’t need this one, so you should probably do him a favour and sell it.

@HaveringWavering

Good thing is that Gazza is available to play himself in the film.

I’m kind of hoping that you make the local news. That might show the cheeky fucker just how rude and wrong he’s been. Might even get you an apology from him. Bet your db can do a really good upset face.! And it will be a good local lesson to anyone thinking of doing anything similar again.

But, if he doesn’t turn up, perhaps the fc could relocate the truck to somewhere more rural… mwah ha ha

What an absolute douche.

No apology? No question about what time is convenient for you?

I admire your restraint. I wouldn’t have been able to resist ranting about his audacity.

When he texts you again, respond by saying “who are you? What do you mean your car is locked in my drive? How did your car get locked in my drive?”

Let the CF squirm.

This needs to be on your terms now. Not his. He’s had his freebie parking. He gets his car back at your convenience, not his.

He’s totally getting a lift to yours from Robbie Savage, who will try a winning smile to get out of it all with the sheer glow of former celebrity.

@motherofgodhaudyerwheesht

is it possible that the CF is also slightly famous?

He fucking is now!