Locked Parking Thread 3(!!!))

[BlueEyesWhiteDragon]

You guys need to stop filling the thread when nothing is happening!!

In the meantime I had the most amazing nights sleep last night. Absolutely full of food and had an amazing day and frankly this morning I couldn't care if he's there for 6 months

A new muck heap must be needed v close to the car. Maybe even using it as the back wall. Happy to come help put steps on it - I like a neat muck heap. Should teach the roof in a week or so.

Ooooh! Yes to Lily James but she would need to play CPF’s mistress. The bike ride out with the kids was just an excuse to play tonsil hockey in the woods.

Cheating CPF is obviously Dominic West. How is he going to get the car back without his unsuspecting wife discovering everything?!

@lightlysparkling

Noooo Steve Buscemi is too sweet, I'll not have it, although he does play an excellent pissed off person!!!

Who's playing the sister - who might equally be the sister or NOT the sister? Kathy Burke for me.

CPF is obviously Dominic West

Yes!

Surely somewhere, there must be a wife/partner wondering where the feck her husbands Ford ranger is?

Yes was just going to say the castle bloke.

Arrogant git

Lol wrong Dominic

I meant he's a Cummings type

Please can someone explain to my collie that no she can’t go for a walk as I can’t leave the thread.

Placemarking

I completely lost it at Orlando Bloom voicing the bears.

There’s a woman who has had to walk to the shops or get the bus to work today because her CF partner who normally drives his Ranger to work has taken hers.

Have we cast the car park goons yet - Gaz, Johnno and Big Kev? I think there might also be an opening for another part: Fierce Barry, the lookout (possibly double-crossing the conspirators and secretly in league with the FC ranger), for the right actor.

@Gh0stontoast

There’s a woman who has had to walk to the shops or get the bus to work today because her CF partner who normally drives his Ranger to work has taken hers.

Oh God. You know this is the truth.

@QueenStromba
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PhoenixReincarnated

Op's gone quiet because she and her DB are outside patting down the topsoil in preparation for laying the new patio

Doesn't the OP have pigs?

And she lives next to the woods."

Even better 😁

I was having a really shit Monday until now. 😁

Colin Firth for the senior police officer who has to get involved. For the CF, either Kevin Spacey or, if we can time travel, that actor whose name I can’t remember - short and stocky with not much hair - who specialised in Cockney villains.

Bob somebody

@Nocaloriesinchocolate

Colin Firth for the senior police officer who has to get involved. For the CF, either Kevin Spacey or, if we can time travel, that actor whose name I can’t remember - short and stocky with not much hair - who specialised in Cockney villains.

Minor issue that Colin firth and Hugh grant can not be in a film together without having a fight and falling in a pond, this needs to be considered in the plot twist. Op did however say she may build a pond.

Bob Hoskins? short and stocky with not much hair - who specialised in Cockney villains.

'Playing A Rangerous Game'

One defiant simpleton tries to assert his tough-guy aspirations.... but when he meets his match in a determined, unflinching farmer and her steely carvery bravery, he realises that he's suddenly all out of truck.

Coming soon to a cinema near you....

@Nocaloriesinchocolate

Bob somebody

I really wanted to say Bob Holness, but it's Bob Hoskins innit....Pennies from Heaven and that Roger Rabbit thing, rather than I'll have a P please Bob.

Bloke doesn't want to lose face in front of woman, he'd rather dump his car 😂

@ReginaaPhalange

Surely somewhere, there must be a wife/partner wondering where the feck her husbands Ford ranger is?

Something tells me this prick doesn’t have a partner - was probably taking the nieces/nephews out on Saturday. I mean who would put up with a twat like this one? Surely no-ones standards are that low

Surprised that hasn't been picked up by daily fail yet lol