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Original poster

Locked Parking Thread 3(!!!))

999 replies

BlueEyesWhiteDragon · 02/08/2021 07:03

You guys need to stop filling the thread when nothing is happening!!

In the meantime I had the most amazing nights sleep last night. Absolutely full of food and had an amazing day and frankly this morning I couldn't care if he's there for 6 months Grin

OP posts:
REP22 · 02/08/2021 15:16

@WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll

Hugh Grant would probably have to be in there somewhere - no idea whatsoever what kind of part he would play, though....
The long-suffering but genial, wily FC Senior Ranger (I think it's actually Forestry England these days). Cameo appearance. A small part (no pun intended to the clearly lacking CF) but a necessary role.

I wouldn't like anyone other than David Tennant as the DB though.

Ben-Wishaw-as-Paddington as CO of the Toy Army

Johnny Vegas as a Yorkshire Pudding.

Original poster
BlueEyesWhiteDragon · 02/08/2021 15:17

We have contact. I repeat we have contact!

CF - Hi its X. You have my Ranger locked in your drive. I will call about 5pm to collect it.

Me - That's inconvenient. I'm out then. Would need to be 7.30pm

CF - Can't do. Am at X. No way you can do 5?

Me - No

OP posts:
lifeissweet · 02/08/2021 15:18

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon

We have contact. I repeat we have contact!

CF - Hi its X. You have my Ranger locked in your drive. I will call about 5pm to collect it.

Me - That's inconvenient. I'm out then. Would need to be 7.30pm

CF - Can't do. Am at X. No way you can do 5?

Me - No

Unreal.
Yesitsbess · 02/08/2021 15:18

YAS QUEEN!

stealthninjamum · 02/08/2021 15:19

Omg! Fantastic update op. Stand your ground!

MahMahMahMahCorona · 02/08/2021 15:19

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon

We have contact. I repeat we have contact!

CF - Hi its X. You have my Ranger locked in your drive. I will call about 5pm to collect it.

Me - That's inconvenient. I'm out then. Would need to be 7.30pm

CF - Can't do. Am at X. No way you can do 5?

Me - No

I am absolutely staggered. Did CF even murmur an apology??
StoneofDestiny · 02/08/2021 15:19

Great! What a entitled dick of the first order!

MumDad1958 · 02/08/2021 15:19

Hahaha! Well done you!

TheAwfuITruth · 02/08/2021 15:19

He blinked.

StoneofDestiny · 02/08/2021 15:20

Me: it's 7.30 tonight or 7.30 next Monday 😂😂

Window1 · 02/08/2021 15:20

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon

We have contact. I repeat we have contact!

CF - Hi its X. You have my Ranger locked in your drive. I will call about 5pm to collect it.

Me - That's inconvenient. I'm out then. Would need to be 7.30pm

CF - Can't do. Am at X. No way you can do 5?

Me - No

No explanation, no apology, no if it's not too much trouble and convenient for you ....

Absolute Arse

Original poster
BlueEyesWhiteDragon · 02/08/2021 15:20

Hes not responded to my no yet and I feel I make a mistake as I now don't know if that means he's coming at 7.30 or not.

I need a way to find out without giving ground or looking like I care if the car goes.

OP posts:
Cadent · 02/08/2021 15:20

Well done! When he texts back ok, say actually today no longer works.

HaveringWavering · 02/08/2021 15:21

That's verbatim? Not a hint of an apology? Cheeky cheeky fucker.

MaMelon · 02/08/2021 15:21

OP - this is BIG NEWS!!!! Shock He really is a CF isn’t he? It wasn’t in our very overactive imaginations AT ALL Shock Fucker. No please, thank you or I’m terribly sorry Angry

What time do you think you might be in on what date?

Cadent · 02/08/2021 15:21

Maybe say 'As I didn't hear from, I made plans for this evening, so today won't be inconvenient.'

Hopeisallineed · 02/08/2021 15:22

I’m amazed you haven’t said anything about him being rude and entitled and out of order for parking there!

StoneofDestiny · 02/08/2021 15:22

Tell him to confirm he will be there are 7.30 before you make other arrangements

ShamelessCurtainTwitcher · 02/08/2021 15:22

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon

We have contact. I repeat we have contact!

CF - Hi its X. You have my Ranger locked in your drive. I will call about 5pm to collect it.

Me - That's inconvenient. I'm out then. Would need to be 7.30pm

CF - Can't do. Am at X. No way you can do 5?

Me - No

Game on, OP! You know what to do!
Hopeisallineed · 02/08/2021 15:22

And that he hasnt apologised!

OddsNSodsBitsNBobs · 02/08/2021 15:22

Oh wow, this gets more and more exciting, I'd like to say by the minute but its days now! OP stand your ground do not change your plans to suit CF, I'm awaiting his explanation this is epic 😆

dapsnotplimsolls · 02/08/2021 15:23

Entitled tosspot. I bet someone's told him the epic FC tale.

Fierce Barry is obviously the name of the small but scary dog 😄

HaveringWavering · 02/08/2021 15:24

And did he really call it"my Ranger" not "My car"? What a pretentious twat. That is like Alan Partridge who always talked about "the Lexus".

JSL52 · 02/08/2021 15:25

CF also says 'you have my ranger parked'

Err no - YOU parked it there.

Emilyontmoor · 02/08/2021 15:26

Something tells me this prick doesn’t have a partner - was probably taking the nieces/nephews out on Saturday. I mean who would put up with a twat like this one? Surely no-ones standards are that low confused

Or it is his ex wife and he only has access to the kids at weekends?

OP did say the wife had photos of family days out on her Facebook though.

Obviously though he is a narcissistic, entitled, misogynistic, bike wanker who is compensating for something and whatever becomes of his penis substitute it is vital OP community come together to tell her to LTB

If she hasn’t already…..