Locked Parking Thread 3(!!!))

[BlueEyesWhiteDragon]

You guys need to stop filling the thread when nothing is happening!!

In the meantime I had the most amazing nights sleep last night. Absolutely full of food and had an amazing day and frankly this morning I couldn't care if he's there for 6 months

There's a calendar in this, I reckon. DB draped over That Vehicle & other farm equipment, hay bales, etc.

"We're going to need considerably bigger Yorkshire puddings!".

🤣🤣

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon

You guys need to stop filling the thread when nothing is happening!!

In the meantime I had the most amazing nights sleep last night. Absolutely full of food and had an amazing day and frankly this morning I couldn't care if he's there for 6 months

I am green with envy! I'd give anything for a good night's sleep.

Good for you, long may it continue.

(By the way someone has dropped an old Porsche in my drive, do you think I could sell it for cash? It's been there a couple of years and plants have started growing out of it.)

@dapsnotplimsolls

CF - Tommy Robinson.

David Tennant playing sexy DB, I'm here for this!

Ok Op needs someone practical and elegant but willing to scoff back a Toby carvary whilst still retaining her poise: maybe Jennifer Lawrence
Brother: Sam Heughan aka Jamie Fraser in outlander we know he can rock a kilt

CF, how about lord voldemort himself Ralph fiennes

No, no, no to Keira Knightly

Rowan Atkinson as the CF parker?

Do you think he’s related to, or did this to his previous car?

Do you have lots if land? I wonder if it could it be due to jealousy, OP? Or just plain entitlement?

I've been watching classic Corrie in the afternoon and I don't know his name but the actor playing Greg Kelly does an excellent job of being an arrogant knob.He could play a good CF I'm sure.(maybe a bit too old now though)

I’m seeing OP as Claire Foy personally.

I think CF needs to look like a biking wanker so Danny Dyer not doing it for me at all.

I think CF needs to look like a biking wanker so Danny Dyer not doing it for me at all. Lawrence Fox……

@Mummylovesmonkeys

So here we go:

Keira Knightly - beautiful and delicate OP.
Miles Jupp - loveable DB
Bill Nighy - OP's lovely Dad

Bruce Willis - Head of the FC
Ben Affleck & Chris Pratt - FC 'lumberjacks' - all uniform and axes!

Al Murray - landlord of the Toby Carvery

But really struggling with CF! I can't think of anyone despicable enough!

Nearly perfect …. just need a part for Sean Bean….. could he just arrive to deliver some animal feed and, when unable to access the yard, he just turns to the camera and says “cheeky bastard”.

Fanny Craddock to make the Yorkshires. (Those of you too young to remember her, google.)
Gordon Ramsey?
Pru Leith?

He has form for knob chariots as well

The man who plays the ghost Tory MP in Ghosts - he is good at arrogant so could be CF parker.

@Emilyontmoor

I think CF needs to look like a biking wanker so Danny Dyer not doing it for me at all. Lawrence Fox……

Perfect. Lawrence Fox is a test.

twat - damn you autocucumber!

Blow this up and paste it to his windscreen?

I’m seeing CF as Kevin from Motherland. Full of bravado to start, but now too scared to come back.

Simon Farnaby. Too adorable though I fear.

Thumbs up to Olivia Coleman being cast as the lead. Roast dinner two nights in a row would not send her into a shame spiral.

We need an actress with this air of steely intestinal fortitude to really sell the part.

@MotherofTerriers

Rowan Atkinson as the CF parker?

No, he's too nice.

You need an arrogant dislikable prick. Is there a British equivalent of Tom Cruise?

I'd say Robbie Williams but I feel he would be too shite an actor

@FreezerBird

Simon Farnaby. Too adorable though I fear.

(that was to @HyacynthBucket)

Another vote for Lawrence Fox as CF. I don’t know why, I reckon it’s the draping across the car and the quirky revenge ideas, but I can’t get this image of Jeff Goldblum out of my head for DB.