“The most ridiculously underachieving nation in footballing history” - one of 8 ever to be world champions.
Yup, with a population of 55 million, the richest league in the world, and a fanbase that never shuts up about being 'the home of football'
England have won the same number of major championships as The Soviet Union, Czechoslovakia, Netherlands, Portugal, Greece, and Denmark.
Half as many as Uruguay (a fraction of Uruguay's if you include Copa America), half as many World Cups as Argentina and France (who have also won two European Championships), a quarter of Italy's four WC's (+2 Euros), a quarter of Germany's four WC's (+3 Euros), Spain have 1 WC and 2x Euros, Brazil 5 WC's and countless Copa America wins.
Then we have the astonishing fact that aside from outright wins, England have managed just 3 other losing semi-final appearances in their competition history.
Your comment about 'bitter' is bizarre. What on earth is there to be 'bitter' about when the matter at hand is a nations criminal under-achievement? England are an object of perpetual mirth, nothing to provoke bitterness about them 