MATT HANCOCK you are trolling the nation aren’t you?

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That is all.

Sordid little twerp

The. government have been trolling us for over a year.

You remember the text said Hancock was fucking useless

We never guessed it was a woman's name

*We never guessed useless was a woman's name

Oh I get it. She was hired into the new post of the "Usel". Being a woman she's therefore the "Useless". And Matt's fucking her.

Glad we got that cleared up.

Well this took a slightly darker turn than I was expecting.

No I got the text message wrong

I thought it said Hancock was fucking useless

Someone has just pointed out it said Hancock was hopeless

So the joke should say was her name Hopeless

As in Hancock is fucking hopeless

No idea why I try and tell real jokes. I am this terrible at it in real life too🤦‍♀️

@TruelyonelastSchlep I can see what you're trying to do here and mangling spectacularly

In response to the OP - certainly feels like it.

Fucking hypocritical cunt. After all he and his mates have put us through.

[quote BatFaceGirly]@TruelyonelastSchlep I can see what you're trying to do here and mangling spectacularly [/quote]
Thanks

It is terrible isn't it

I may not make it as a stand up comedian 😁

Sky News is showing an old interview Hancock did with Kay Burley where he said Neil Ferguson should resign.

@TruelyonelastSchlep

You remember the text said Hancock was fucking useless

We never guessed it was a woman's name

well played.

@TruelyonelastSchlep

No I got the text message wrong

I thought it said Hancock was fucking useless

Someone has just pointed out it said Hancock was hopeless

So the joke should say was her name Hopeless

As in Hancock is fucking hopeless

No idea why I try and tell real jokes. I am this terrible at it in real life too🤦‍♀️

I thought it was funny.

Fucking hypocritical cunt

Let’s not bring those into it. Why not a nob, dick or bell end?

WATCH THIS...................video in link.

twitter.com/munyachawawa/status/1408453493053067268?s=20

Matt Hancock - It Was Me (Shaggy Parody).

Written / Performed by myself.
Edits by
@CarlossRicoo
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The absolute state of him.

Although I am enjoying the #handsfacearse trending hashtag.

Yes they are trolling us. They have been for months.

Boris really wants rid of him doesn't he? Why?

*MercyBooth

Fucking hypocritical cunt.*

Nah. He lacks both the depth and the warmth

Munya Chawawa - hysterical!

It's the irony of it that pisses me off. It'd be like finding out the local head of the fire brigade was an arsonist but was allowed to keep his job.

I feel like this government is a dystopian nightmare. They live by their own rules but expect us to follow the ones they make for us. The fact that Boris Johnson never sacks anyone for their damning indiscretions infuriates me but we all know why he doesn't - because he's the worst of the bunch and he'd have to sack himself.

Bunch of wankers, the lot of them.

There is a moral here... don't piss Dominic Cummings off.

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.

@Bluetrews25

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.

Brilliant 👏