Page 2 | MATT HANCOCK you are trolling the nation aren’t you?

Nappyvalley15 · 26/06/2021 07:27

I agree the hen.
Feels like there's nothing a government minister can do that is sackable and that is quite scary. There are no rules and no standards for them to uphold. No decency and no shame.

Sylvan92 · 26/06/2021 07:31

It’s appalling. Anyone else would have been sacked for what he’s done.

MiddleEasternMummy · 26/06/2021 07:31

MaryGubbins · 26/06/2021 07:32

#handsface2ndbase

Hancock always struck me as one of the inbetweeners.

Makes you wonder where the queen was going when she said to Boris “met the health secretary, he’s full of ….”
And Boris jumped in with “beans”
???

(He’s a fucking dimwitted disgrace)

BiggerBoat1 · 26/06/2021 07:36

How will history judge this shower of charlatans? Has there ever been a cabinet so devoid of morals or a Government that has thought itself so unaccountable to the people?

If people vote Conservative again at the next general election it will show that Boris was right and that people no longer care about truth or decency.

Zzelda · 26/06/2021 07:36

I just wonder how desperate the girlfriend would be to be able to contemplate shagging that.

MaryGubbins · 26/06/2021 07:38

She’s got a good looking millionaire husband!

It’s terrible the opticians being closed all year - this is where it lands you?

Slipperfairy · 26/06/2021 07:56

History will judge us for voting them in over and over again and expecting them to be any different.

Cam77 · 26/06/2021 08:01

The fact that he was gloating/v,harsh about how the police needed to be involved in the Neil Fergusonon case makes his position untenable.

HancockScrewedCareHomes · 26/06/2021 08:07

Who’d have thought that a lying, cheating Tory is kissable/ fuckable? I just don’t get it!!!

supermoonrising · 26/06/2021 08:13

This government sure makes the conspiracy theorists job easy. The person who is tasked with keeping the nation safe from this pandemic purposefully breaking his own rules. It’s a joke really.

Iggly · 26/06/2021 08:14

At the end of the day, he and Boris were just doing their best weren’t they?

VariantL1130 · 26/06/2021 08:16

Tin foil hat time.

In the video that has been posted by a certain undesirable newspaper, our protagonist, Matt, the man who looks like your sister's first boyfriend with a car, looks down briefly at the carpet and positions himself to stand on what looks like a mark on the floor.

He is now in the prime position to be caught by the CCTV. He engages Gina, an old family friend, and does his best to "make it look good", hence the butt pinch. She's a bit reluctant but she's going along with it because he's a friend and he needs this favour.

Later, he goes to Boris and says, "See Boris, you're not the only one whose a hit with the ladies. You've proven that having affairs is no barrier to getting to the top. This is going to see me on the doorsteps of Number 10 one day. Now who is fucking hopeless?!"

Thehenbunringsock · 26/06/2021 08:20

@VariantL1130

Tin foil hat time.

In the video that has been posted by a certain undesirable newspaper, our protagonist, Matt, the man who looks like your sister's first boyfriend with a car, looks down briefly at the carpet and positions himself to stand on what looks like a mark on the floor.

He is now in the prime position to be caught by the CCTV. He engages Gina, an old family friend, and does his best to "make it look good", hence the butt pinch. She's a bit reluctant but she's going along with it because he's a friend and he needs this favour.

Later, he goes to Boris and says, "See Boris, you're not the only one whose a hit with the ladies. You've proven that having affairs is no barrier to getting to the top. This is going to see me on the doorsteps of Number 10 one day. Now who is fucking hopeless?!"

It makes sense that the only way he'd get two women at once would be down to a conspiracy.

jgw1 · 26/06/2021 08:21

@Iggly

At the end of the day, he and Boris were just doing their best weren’t they?

The thing is they are doing their best. Its just that their best is utterly rubbish.

MaryGubbins · 26/06/2021 08:21

Lock down breaking aside Neil Fergusson has the moral high ground over Matt the twat as he was in an open marriage and his wife was fully aware of the situation.

supermoonrising · 26/06/2021 08:22

Tin foil hat time.

The pandemic isn’t nearly as deadly as they’ve made people believe, which is why those in power repeatedly do whatever they want while expecting the rest of us to stay firmly in our bubbles. Nice social experiment though. (just kidding... but then again)

Whatwouldscullydo · 26/06/2021 08:23

Oh god he looks so awkward in the video 🤣

The memes have had me in hysterics.

Indoo feel for his poor wife though. Still she can do better !

supermoonrising · 26/06/2021 08:25

@Whatwouldscullydo

Still she can do better
The fact she chose to have three kids with him might suggest otherwise.

ilovesooty · 26/06/2021 08:35

@BiggerBoat1

How will history judge this shower of charlatans? Has there ever been a cabinet so devoid of morals or a Government that has thought itself so unaccountable to the people?

If people vote Conservative again at the next general election it will show that Boris was right and that people no longer care about truth or decency.

That's exactly the case.

They'd win an election if it were called tomorrow.

bettyfloormop · 26/06/2021 08:37

Tory Minister in Sleaze Shocker.

Who's have thunk it...

MrsBobDylan · 26/06/2021 08:40

I feel so sorry for his wife and children. He has cheated all four of them. I bet there was lots of 'working late again darling' as he breezed out the door, looking forward to a sordid meet up rather than spending time with his kids.

Absolute arsehole.

Kerberos · 26/06/2021 08:46

What I'm wondering is who took the photo and why did it only come out now? Who was trying to achieve what by releasing it? Cummings?

supermoonrising · 26/06/2021 08:49

@ilovesooty
If people vote Conservative again at the next general election it will show that Boris was right and that people no longer care about truth or decency.

The Conservative party hasn’t stood for conservative values for a long time. BoJo and Co were just the nail in the coffin. It’s New Labour PFI era on steroids, only with New Labour’s small s social conscience and half-decent public services replaced by sneering xenophobia, faux-patriotism and mega bucks for the 0.1%.

AlecTrevelyan006 · 26/06/2021 08:49

There are people out there who cried themselves to sleep because they could not spend a few hours with a loved one who was dying. Relatives who weren't allowed to go to a care home to say goodbye to somebody one last time.

There are business who went to the wall, jobs and livelihoods lost. Children kept away from school and their friends, families seperated for months and months. Life brought to a standstill, Christmas cancelled, joy something that we used to have.

Why? Because people stuck to the rules, they did what they were told by this despicable government, and this small fraction of a Prime Minister.

Yet we have Hancock, breaking those very same rules. It just beggars belief. I don't care who he shagged, but I do care that someone at the very height of Government, the health secretary during this country's greatest healthcrisis, decided that rules were for others and that they didn't apply to him.

You can keep your memes and your funny little videos. This isn't funny, it disgusts me.