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MATT HANCOCK you are trolling the nation aren’t you?

108 replies

Ijustknowitstimetogo · 25/06/2021 20:14

That is all.

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Ijustknowitstimetogo · 26/06/2021 18:23

He’s resigned.

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Serin · 26/06/2021 18:26

jgw1, you are right, I apologise to teenagers.

If its true he has resigned then I'm glad.

jgw1 · 26/06/2021 18:42

@Serin

jgw1, you are right, I apologise to teenagers.

If its true he has resigned then I'm glad.

Its on the BBC so I guess it is true.
BrightYellowDaffodil · 26/06/2021 19:08

In the video that has been posted by a certain undesirable newspaper, our protagonist, Matt, the man who looks like your sister's first boyfriend with a car, looks down briefly at the carpet and positions himself to stand on what looks like a mark on the floor.

He is now in the prime position to be caught by the CCTV. He engages Gina, an old family friend, and does his best to "make it look good", hence the butt pinch. She's a bit reluctant but she's going along with it because he's a friend and he needs this favour.

Is it Hancock’s way out? “Oh no. I was having an affair and now, darn it, I’ve been caught. Naughty me but now I’ll HAVE to resign, won’t I?”

MaryGubbins · 27/06/2021 08:13

Well the headline on my phone today says “prime minister lost his scapegoat.”

I just couldn’t work out what Hancock had to gain with his benny hill/amateur dramatic snog but now ??????

Imagine if it was an agreed fake out and his wife sees the footage. “Matt you were only supposed to kiss her!” LTB Mrs Hancock.

KarenofSparta · 27/06/2021 09:41

@MercyBooth

WATCH THIS...................video in link.

twitter.com/munyachawawa/status/1408453493053067268?s=20

Matt Hancock - It Was Me (Shaggy Parody).

Written / Performed by myself.
Edits by
@CarlossRicoo
.

Sorry MercyBooth, just realised you posted this first. That'll teach me to RTFT.
Iggly · 27/06/2021 10:26

The simplest explanation is the most plausible one. Why are people thinking there’s a conspiracy? He got caught having an affair 🤷🏻‍♀️

LolaButt · 27/06/2021 10:46

I read an article this morning stating that MH has been using his personal email to conduct his ministerial business.

So now there’s no audit trail for procurement etc.

Shocker.

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