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To be absolutely over the moon for Boris and Carrie? 😊😊

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TulisaIsBrill · 30/05/2021 22:03

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57296472

Wow! I don't think I've ever seen such a perfect couple. She looks incredible - radiant, Boris looks handsome as hell and they are absolutely made for each other. Let me be absolutely clear - this is a marriage made in heaven and one of the great romantic stories of our time has now been consecrated in holy matrimony.

A tale for the ages of love conquering all. With the love of this brilliant woman, I'm certain our wonderful PM can lead us all into better time, sparking off an incredible post Covid golden age that allows every person in this country to prosper and flourish. Watch the £ fly, just like Boris will go from strength to strength I have no doubt sterling will too. It's so Inspiring!

Salute Carrie and Boris! Yours is a story that will be told to future generations as the greatest love of all.

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CovoidOfAllHumanity · 31/05/2021 01:00

Well it is surely a lovely thing that they have overcome whatever minor bump in the road of true love led to that late night altercation during her pregnancy in which their over zealous neighbour called out the police

Blacktothepink · 31/05/2021 01:02

😂😂😂😂😂

AnotherSunrise · 31/05/2021 01:05
Confused
PastMyBestBeforeDate · 31/05/2021 01:06

Bore not to mention the treacherous sister Morgana LibDem Rachel

Duckypoohs · 31/05/2021 01:09

Well imagining boris's tongue technique is too much Internet for me today Envy

BobbiPink · 31/05/2021 01:13

Well, this can only be satire. Hmm

BoreOfWhabylon · 31/05/2021 01:19

@BobbiPink

Well, this can only be satire. Hmm
You think?

Gosh

Arbadacarba · 31/05/2021 01:23

'Do you, Boris, take Carrie to be your lawful wedded wife? To have and to hold, in sickness and in health, in good times and not so good times, for richer or poorer, keeping yourself unto him for as long as you both shall live?'

'Well. I'm going to level with you ... '

Twiggywinkle13 · 31/05/2021 01:29

Are you okay?

Marrying a serial philanderer with an unknown amount of children isn’t exactly showing how loyal he is but there you are. He’s also old enough to be her dad and parades her around like she’s a hostage but maybe that’s what she’s into? I dare say you’ll be able to relive the happiness of this day with another wedding in a few years time as has happened previously for him

RememberLupeVelez · 31/05/2021 02:06

OP...could you BE any more sarcastic?

Musication · 31/05/2021 02:11

@Twiggywinkle13

Are you okay?

Marrying a serial philanderer with an unknown amount of children isn’t exactly showing how loyal he is but there you are. He’s also old enough to be her dad and parades her around like she’s a hostage but maybe that’s what she’s into? I dare say you’ll be able to relive the happiness of this day with another wedding in a few years time as has happened previously for him

lol. I love how seriously people are taking this.

Op - your sense of humour is great and I love this thread.

Ijustknowitstimetogo · 31/05/2021 02:11

Roll me another fat one OP

DeeCeeCherry · 31/05/2021 02:12

😂Yeah I'm sure you're "absolutely over the moon" & not just trying to get a rise out of people

Thelm · 31/05/2021 02:32

@TulisaIsBrill

"Yep. But best not to give the OP any ideas. She sounds excited enough as it is."

Boris is a fantastic leader but his physique is far too robust for me. I've no doubts he could throw me down and give me multiple, explosive orgasms - I've heard he's exceptional.with his tongue.

But, for me, Dominic Cummings will always be my dream lover, and I couldn't deal with the lack of intimacy that would lead to with Boris given that would always be in the back of my mind whilst he physically pleasured me.

I don’t know about anyone else but this is just too much information.
Brcaml · 31/05/2021 03:58

This has got to be Satire, has to be. OP I think u should be head of Comedy at the BBC - 👏👏👏 Bravo!!

Darker · 31/05/2021 05:30

How delightful that they got married in secret —before Boris is fired—. All the publicity, at a fraction of the cost.

Boris cannily saved a few bob there having the wedding during Covid so that the happy couple could have but 30 guests having sent save-the-dates to the many, many people who —he is indebted to— wanted to be there to show their love, knowing that by this time next year they’ll be divorced, and Boris will be persona non-grata and living in foreign climes.

CoalCraft · 31/05/2021 06:00

The number of people not realising this is a wind up is hilarious Grin

notsodimwit · 31/05/2021 06:23

@TulisaIsBrill
Put the wine down and go to bed! Grin

camperqueen54 · 31/05/2021 06:25

Are you taking the piss? If not, I hope you recover soon!

CastAColdEye · 31/05/2021 06:33

Here's to the happy couple...

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redcarbluecar · 31/05/2021 06:39

I agree OP. In these difficult times, what a truly inspiring love story, enough to put all of the troubles of the last year into perspective. With your blessing and my YANBU, may they continue to light up our lives.

OutComeTheWolves · 31/05/2021 06:42

Couldn't agree more Wink.

On a serious note though, I did like her dress!

AdultHumanFemale77777 · 31/05/2021 06:56

Fucking hell 😂 how's that boot taste @TulisaIsBrill

Egghead68 · 31/05/2021 06:59

👏