Page 7 | To be absolutely over the moon for Boris and Carrie? 😊😊

BecauseMyRingBurnsSheila · 30/05/2021 23:38

@LomasLongstriderJnr

I wonder if his love child, concieved and born during their relationship, was invited to the wedding...

I'm all for calling out his philandering but I haven't seen a child allegedly or otherwise fathered by him whose birthday coincides with dates published of his relationship with Carrie. But if there's knowledge out there I'd certainly want to know it if you're able to direct me to a source?

wobblywinelover · 30/05/2021 23:42

oh do get a life! seriously. all the gushiness. You do realise this man isn't a god and has about eleventy billion kids elsewhere already. Take your pink framed spectacles off and land yourself in the real world lady

Darker · 30/05/2021 23:46

Where are the flags?

amusedbush · 30/05/2021 23:48

The photo without his jacket on makes him look like Uncle Knobhead three hours into a family wedding reception.

I’m aghast that so many women let him touch them in order to create his 4000 children.

ArnoldJudasRimmer · 30/05/2021 23:50

Lol.

Original poster

TulisaIsBrill · 30/05/2021 23:51

@wobblywinelover

oh do get a life! seriously. all the gushiness. You do realise this man isn't a god and has about eleventy billion kids elsewhere already. Take your pink framed spectacles off and land yourself in the real world lady

Look closer at the pictures and you see this is a man and woman who have found each others perfect match. It's something to celebrate, and the past is very much the past. Is Boris a saint? I can't pretend he is. But overall, his contribution to the world has been more than net positive. He's achieved more good than almost any human who has ever lived, and his fearless steering of the country through the Covid-19 pandemic has warmed hearts and won minds.

OP posts:

xprincessxjanetx · 30/05/2021 23:53

Sorry but on this occasion I must wholeheartedly disagree with this thread.

Tinty · 30/05/2021 23:56

I give them 5 years. And Carrie will leave Boris. That’s my prediction.

GCAcademic · 30/05/2021 23:59

@DrManhattan

Vacancy for a mistress now

Yep. But best not to give the OP any ideas. She sounds excited enough as it is.

CherryPieface · 31/05/2021 00:02

Bloody hell, I want the drugs you’re on OP.

Original poster

TulisaIsBrill · 31/05/2021 00:03

"Yep. But best not to give the OP any ideas. She sounds excited enough as it is."

Boris is a fantastic leader but his physique is far too robust for me. I've no doubts he could throw me down and give me multiple, explosive orgasms - I've heard he's exceptional.with his tongue.

But, for me, Dominic Cummings will always be my dream lover, and I couldn't deal with the lack of intimacy that would lead to with Boris given that would always be in the back of my mind whilst he physically pleasured me.

OP posts:

SteveArnottsCodeine · 31/05/2021 00:05

@TulisaIsBrill is either:

a) starting these threads as some kind of ironic performance art.

b) has been drinking turps.

c) is Carrie’s mum (who, for all we know, Boris has already banged).

d) is Carrie.

e) is Dominic Cummings, trying to fuck further with all our heads.

That said, a reasonably sane adult human of my acquaintance did post something on Facebook this morning about how lovely it was to see two people so much in love and how anyone thinking it was a distraction technique was merely a “hater”, so these people do walk among us.

osbertthesyrianhamster · 31/05/2021 00:05

C'mon, everybody knows that Harry and Meghan have the greatest love in the world ever. No one ever's felt such love before, been so devoted they mention they're married in every sentence, so stricken with the ferocity of love that no one's ever felt so in love before.

Everyone else, pah!

LaurieFairyCake · 31/05/2021 00:07

Wait

Boris banged Carries MUM

shakingstevensfan · 31/05/2021 00:08

I think he should get credit for being thrifty. He wore the same suit and tie as he used when on a date with the violinist. Good for the environment.

LadyGAgain · 31/05/2021 00:10

@TulisaIsBrill

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57296472

Wow! I don't think I've ever seen such a perfect couple. She looks incredible - radiant, Boris looks handsome as hell and they are absolutely made for each other. Let me be absolutely clear - this is a marriage made in heaven and one of the great romantic stories of our time has now been consecrated in holy matrimony.

A tale for the ages of love conquering all. With the love of this brilliant woman, I'm certain our wonderful PM can lead us all into better time, sparking off an incredible post Covid golden age that allows every person in this country to prosper and flourish. Watch the £ fly, just like Boris will go from strength to strength I have no doubt sterling will too. It's so Inspiring!

Salute Carrie and Boris! Yours is a story that will be told to future generations as the greatest love of all.

Hahahahahahahhahaa good one OP. Clearly you're joking.

IndecentCakes · 31/05/2021 00:11

Let's be honest, Dominic Cummings is all of our dream lover. We are, collectively, his Barnard Castle, ever awaiting his passionate arrival.

HagenDaz · 31/05/2021 00:13

Was Dilyn best man or bridesmaid?

amusedbush · 31/05/2021 00:21

@IndecentCakes

Let's be honest, Dominic Cummings is all of our dream lover. We are, collectively, his Barnard Castle, ever awaiting his passionate arrival.

To be absolutely over the moon for Boris and Carrie? 😊😊

KeyboardWorriers · 31/05/2021 00:24

Yanbu op. As I said to my young daughter this morning- "my one true hope is that you are a corrupt philanderer's third wife'.

It's the stuff parents dream of for their children.

I cant wait to find out where they go on their dodgy donor hosted honeymoon . I know it will be somewhere beyond the means of mere mortals with John Lewis sofas. So romantic.

SteveArnottsCodeine · 31/05/2021 00:29

@KeyboardWorriers

Yanbu op. As I said to my young daughter this morning- "my one true hope is that you are a corrupt philanderer's third wife'.

It's the stuff parents dream of for their children.

I cant wait to find out where they go on their dodgy donor hosted honeymoon . I know it will be somewhere beyond the means of mere mortals with John Lewis sofas. So romantic.

That’s so funny @KeyboardWorriers, I said that to my eldest today too. I just hope that her philandering, twice-married Romeo has so many kids that he also refuses to publicly state how many of them there are. Every mother’s dream.

PastMyBestBeforeDate · 31/05/2021 00:30

It's very clear in the pictures that Boris has got married in his lunch break from work. His famous dedication to hard work shines through. Carrie is plainly a child of the 60s with flowers in her hair. Perhaps she can soften his uptight workaholic, moralistic lifestyle.

SteveArnottsCodeine · 31/05/2021 00:30

@LaurieFairyCake

Wait

Boris banged Carries MUM

I don’t know, but we should start the rumour, just for he sheer mischief of it.

BabyBearRus · 31/05/2021 00:43

Love your sense of humour op 👍🤣

BoreOfWhabylon · 31/05/2021 00:44

YANBU OP. This blessed union (unlike his previous, now conveniently unblessed, unions) has ushered in a golden age!

Camelot has come to Downing Street! Who amongst us did not blink away a tear at the happy sight of this latter-day Arthur claiming his Guinevere?

(But beware the skulking Dom Mordred. )