To sort of admire (and be attracted to) Dominic Cummings?! 🤦‍♀️

[TulisaIsBrill]

I mean, it’s not about his looks. It’s that deep self confidence, firm self belief that he’s right and that beautiful Machiavellian way he operates.

I would never want to be like this - it’s not in me, but the naked ruthlessness, the I don’t give a f**k attitude and the way he’s not afraid to take down anyone in his path, I mean - he’s got to be a wonderfully dominant lover right (if you like that sort of thing)? Or do you think he would just be very, very selfish in bed?

PS
I don’t accept postal orders.

Please don't put Dominic Cummings and bed in the same paragraph!

9 years on Mumsnet and this is possibly the most disgusting thread I've ever opened.

I've not even been able to read some of the posts in detail, it's just too stomach churning.

Off to have a shower and bleach my brain.

Uh, I don't think I can quite find the right words to answer this so I will just say yes, YABU.

I’m stunned that 13% of voters agree with you 😮

This makes the person who posted quite a while ago re fancying Matt Hancock look positively sane!

[quote Nothingwillcomeofnothing]@TulisaIsBrill
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Oops it’s me quaking in my boots.[/quote]
You are truly hilarious!

A gift OP

@StrawberryLipstickStateOfMind

9 years on Mumsnet and this is possibly the most disgusting thread I've ever opened.

I've not even been able to read some of the posts in detail, it's just too stomach churning.

Off to have a shower and bleach my brain.

Disappointing you feel that way, and can’t accept the broad church that is the human sexuality spectrum for what it is. Cummings is the absolute height of masculinity for me. In between posting I spent most of the day getting more and more flushed watching videos of his garden press conference. If you watch it carefully, at some points you get an insight into his physique, which I have to say looks utterly magnificent.

Eermm. Like yuck...

Yes he's been very proactive....but he looks like he's gone completely bonkers of late.

If that's your thing in bed then I'm sure there are a lot of apps that will satisfy you in the long run!!

Well thanks for the help with my diet OP because I have felt like vomiting since your post. Cummings is a loathsome piece of crap who is trying to convince us that Boris and Hancock are liars (he's probably right) and all this from the mouth of a liar! It's all 'oh believe me when I say they have lied' and what about 'by the way I am also a liar.' BoJo told him to lie? Is he a child??? To have integrity you have to tell the truth.
Yeah OP a big turn on. NOT. I can feel my vag healing up just at the sight of him.

@iklboo

I Love Putin too! You might not agree with his methods, but there is no doubt he's a proper leader.

He's a fucking despot!

You see despot, I see sexpot.

Or is it Pol Pot?

@NicknamesAreLikeKleenex

I literally don’t know where to start with this one.

😂😂

@Nothingwillcomeofnothing

OP You are on the wrong site, you nitwit.

Not to mention the wrong side of history

I like the fact he's not political and manic for one party or another and operates independently.

Fuck's sake, have you heard yourself?

You like Gollum too?

This is a fantastic thread OP. One of the best in a very long time!

I never sleep with men who are not likeable out of bed. So that would exclude him, and Boris, both.

I don't think he would be dominant in bed, powerful men usually prefer to play the opposite role when it comes to sex. I imagine he likes to be very submissive and have a woman exercise control over him.

Blimey. Is there something wrong with you? Lying little gutter snake of a man.

Cummings is the absolute height of masculinity for me
I spent most of the day getting more and more flushed watching videos of his garden press conference
his physique, which I have to say looks utterly magnificent

Thank you, OP, for more comedy gold for me this morning on top of yesterday's.

@Hugoslavia

This is a fantastic thread OP. One of the best in a very long time!

Thank you!

Look people. People like what they like.

I know women in marriages with fantastic men - they earn loads, do more than their fair share of housework, are brilliant fathers, good looking, funny and witty. But the wives are no longer attracted and the marriage is now one of convenience. Attraction. We can't all follow the words of Esther Perel and remain erotically charged in domesticity.

Not everyone wants a good man. Some just love a bad boy. For some that's a tortured self absorbed artist, for others it's a steroid ridden beefcake.

For me it's the Dominic 'i will survive' Cummings. I listened to that song last nifht, inspired by him. Everything in life at the moment feels linked to him. I just made a fresh orange juice and when I squeezed them, I imagined it was Dom's bum I was firmly grasping.

explore the boundaries of what is possible in human sexuality with her husband
And again

You might find your application to JP Morgan sifted out on the basis of this thread alone! Have you thought about comedy script writing instead?

I'm glad I had my orange juice hours ago, OP, or you would have put me right off it.

DC looks more deranged every day...

DC is certainly the height of masculinity in some respects, but not the good ones.

I think it’s far more likely that OP is DC than that there is anyone in real life who would find him so attractive.

Everything about him is repulsive. His attitude, personality, complete lack of morals, his dishonesty, lack of loyalty, arrogance, not to mention his absolute contempt for the British public.

It’s a no from me.