What’s your favourite true stereotype about yourself?

[ProbablyAboutTime]

I’ll start.

I’m a 30-something middle class white woman drinking Pinot and listening to Dido while her DH is working away.

I’m also wearing a Breton-striped jumper and love naice ham.

What have I become?

Your turn

I couldn’t work out how to turn voting off, but more than happy to be told IBU for still listening to Dido in 2021

51 year old single woman - I have 5 cats

@ghostyslovesheets that’s actually quite impressive - probably a lot cleaner than my DH too

I'm overweight and I am lazy. I can hoover a cake or a packet of sweets down without them even touching the sides

@Catflapkitkat my dinner tonight was a share bag of sweets so feel you on this one

Erm I guess always odd one out at school gate, avoiding eye contact with every one there feeling socially misift, always in a rush, business dress but harassed looking kids not quite as polished as should be, normally forgot until that morning it's going dress up as a vkiking or whatever thing schools do to keep us on our toes.
(Harassed City working mum)

I'm a farmers wife and I therefore have straw on the kitchen floor, a live lamb in the bottom door of the Aga and stew in the slow cooker.

Active wear mum.

Wear it for every thing, have to for my job but I expect people who don't know that think I'm a proper tosser.

I'm a ginger with a fiery temperament

Middle class therapist in breton stripe tee with one eye on her sourdough starter and the other on the Guardian.

Ghosty- my single nearly 50 friend has 3 cats! We enjoy that stereotype

Erm. Most of the stereotypes in my life I have hated! Properly loathed.

One now - people think I'm the sort of person who shops at Waitrose and yes I do. I have some good reasons/ excuses for meeting the stereotype but in the end yep.

Will try to think of some more!

Health care professional, hair always tied up with no makeup, always in scrubs so find normal clothes uncomfortable. Jeans and T-shirt too and from work and relaxing clothes at home.
Nobody recognises me when I dress up or wear my hair down since I live 75% of my life behind a face mask even precovid. Although I do get recognised more often now in Tescos!

I have five children and am drowning in laundry.
My house resembles a fifties launderette.

I’m wearing sensible shoes , men’s jeans and spent this afternoon hanging a door with my baby in the papoose (lesbian mum)

@brokengate is the lamb in there to keep warm or for dinner?

O and I’ll be playing rugby in the garden with my ds tomorrow while wifey gardens and lights a bonfire

@ProbablyAboutTime to keep warm! On Tuesday I had six. it's may, in Scotland, snow gales and sleet. Been a rough week for them.

Glaswegian - friendly, great sense of humour, but not to be messed with, challenges injustice, bows to nobody.

@Ringshanks that actually sounds blissful

Blimey @brokengate - poor things and fair play to you! I struggle enough with a needy dog, I’d be useless on a farm

Army wife... I did sing in the choirs!

@StoneofDestiny LOVE this, but do you drink Irn Bru?

Rarely drink Irn Bru - the hangover cure, I drink Prosecco and don't over do it 🥂, and do have Breton T shirts and read The Guardian too like some PP's 🥂

Old fashioned stereotype? Spinster.
Modern stereotype? Goth.
I'm okay with both

@CandyLeBonBon

I'm a ginger with a fiery temperament

I too am an angry ginger it's a burden!

I went to art college and I’m unemployed.