What’s your favourite true stereotype about yourself?

[ProbablyAboutTime]

I’ll start.

I’m a 30-something middle class white woman drinking Pinot and listening to Dido while her DH is working away.

I’m also wearing a Breton-striped jumper and love naice ham.

What have I become?

Your turn

It’s exhausting!

I don’t have or want children.
And it is because I’m selfish and like to sleep in until midday.

Art teacher. Mostly wear linen dresses I’ve made myself, clogs, and hand knitted jumpers.

Irish and fond of a drink, extremely chatty, will disarmingly ask direct questions and until becoming a parent used swear words as punctuation.

And since moving to the UK I also fit all the middle class Marlborough Sauvignon blanc, Ocado, Hush, joules for kids, sharp elbowed parent stereotypes too..

Sigh

I do actually quite like zider.

I'm from Wigan and I really like pies.

I'm a Fifer and tighter than a ducks arse.

I grew up abroad as the child of expats, now living and working in the UK. I still wonder why people don't go round to each others houses for mid-week drinks and dinner, even when I'm working till 8

Hmm, I’m Swedish, loves long snowy winters, dress Scandinavian and I am outdoorsy.

I'm also a CEO working mother. I have it all. This means I feel guilty about work when I'm with the kids and feel guilty about the kids when I'm working.

Eastern European and I am really blunt.

On my period. Moody and snappy all day and now sat in bed eating chocolate...

I'm married to a builder, our house is last to be fixed up 🙁

I'm a blonde haired, blue eyed Swede (born here though) and when we were children we had family saunas on a Sunday night.

I’m Scottish, Glaswegian father, Celtic supporter and have always voted SNP . Hair was ginger at birth ... as was mum and dad’s ...

Am english living abroad in a coffee-drinking nation. Only drink tea and many cups a day. Also am ridiculously polite (in a country that literally has no word for "please" ).

@brokengate

I'm a farmers wife and I therefore have straw on the kitchen floor, a live lamb in the bottom door of the Aga and stew in the slow cooker.

YABU for not providing a photo

I am a blonde with eyelash extensions and I do the school run in a Range Rover Evoque. I am terrible at parking.

Bi AND greedy!

Angry ginger here too. Also middle aged mum of a child with special needs - I am almost always to be found sporting a mum bun, sloppy oversized jumper and clutching a cup of coffee.

I am posting on MN whilst wearing a Boden dress! Which came from eBay, because I am a classic guilt-ridden, environmentally conscious, organic-buying, Guardian-reading, allotment-gardening, vegan, public sector, middle class leftie. I had organic lentil soup for my dinner and felt guilty because it came in a plastic pot 🤦‍♀️

Stereo type one (who no one sees!) Stay at home mum who regrets giving up work, workaholic husband, three kids, laundry pile as high as me, toys all over the floor, losing at housework, always late, struggling to remember mufti day/school trips/parties/play dates, husband calls from the office/bar/golf to ask me to collect his dry cleaning/tax his car/pay the builder etc.

Wealthy stahm, kids in private school, drives a Range Rover, wears Chloe/mulberry/Barbour/Ralph Lauren/gym kit.

If only the people who see me as the latter knew🤦🏼‍♀️

I'm from Yorkshire

I turn the heating off when my husband has turned it on.

I regularly shout "it's like Blackpool Illuminations in here"

I'm friendly and straightforward.

I make MAGNIFICENT Yorkshire puddings.

A southerner who always feels the cold
A Londoner who always hurries down escalators
A woman who loves pink, pastels and glitter
A bisexual who is confused

The bedroom window stays open, even in winter 😁