What’s your favourite true stereotype about yourself?

[ProbablyAboutTime]

I’ll start.

I’m a 30-something middle class white woman drinking Pinot and listening to Dido while her DH is working away.

I’m also wearing a Breton-striped jumper and love naice ham.

What have I become?

Your turn

I'm a student who spends lots on nice coffees and avocados!

I'm not Yorkshire born and bred, but I've lived up here for about 15 years and I don't feel the cold! I'm the classic 'Ooh, I think I might need my anorak today,' when the snow is 2 foot deep.

I'm also very thrifty. I fit better with the Yorkshirewoman stereotype than any stereotypes from my hometown down South.

I'm a mum of small children.

I like to take a photo of a room before and after i've tidied it to give myself a sense of satisfaction.

I'm a widow living like Miss Havisham with my DH's stuff surrounding me. Even his shoes by the front door. It's been 2 years. I don't wear the wedding dress though.

Marking my place

I’m a 47 year old English teacher who loves gardening, spends Friday nights watching Gardeners’ World and lusting over Monty Don.

I have several t-shirts with Shakespeare quotations on, a gazillion pairs of Converse and like to wear Stan Smiths with a midi dress.

I’ve taken up running and yoga in my middle years and am currently studying for a Masters in Creative Writing.

My idea of a Friday evening treat is to swing by M and S on the way home for something nice for dinner and a mooch around the beauty hall.

I’m so boring. I love it.

@AndNoneForGretchenWieners

I'm a widow living like Miss Havisham with my DH's stuff surrounding me. Even his shoes by the front door. It's been 2 years. I don't wear the wedding dress though.

@AndNoneForGretchenWieners

Stay at home parent of a child with SEN.
I am often seen wearing my khaki parka, carrying a takeaway coffee. Local barristas know what my coffee order is. Calender is full of school and clinic meetings

Mum to two small children.

My favourite snack is pom bears.

I am very blonde and extremely logistically challenged (ie cannot map read).

I argue that the dye has seeped into my brain

I'm nearly 40 and single and drink faaar too much wine and order too many takeaways. On my own.

Middle class mum - love dragging the kids to a National Trust property at the weekend, work part time, both kids have crocs, 200 year old house, breast fed for aaaages

Perfectionist Virgo.

Stubborn Taurian

I’m Asian.

I eat rice everyday.

I'm a Capricorn, and I work in IT. Logical, analytical, pedantic and probably seen as very boring by a lot of the people I work with!

I definitely don't agree with 'bring your whole self to work'!! 😁

I'm mid 40's, single, my dog sleeps on my bed. I have a draw full of supplements to help improve my skin/hair/sleep/mood. Vegetarian, spend my weekends hiking or doing yoga.

I’m a harassed mother with two under 3. I’m trying to remember if I brushed my teeth this morning and dreading the night shift.

Jewish.
I am pathologically neurotic.
My life revolves around food. I say oy vey.

Another angry ginge!

I've often said that maybe one form of astrology has got something right. I'm a taurus born in the year of the ox and definitely stubborn 😁

@CandyLeBonBon

I'm a ginger with a fiery temperament

Haha!! Me too

I’m in the north east. I have a greyhound, my DH wears a flat cap and I certainly would NOT wear a coat on a night out, no matter the weather

I'm Irish and an alcoholic (currently teetotal) and my siblings are all alcoholics too (in various stages of sobriety).

However I don't really like potatoes.

Irish, literally always singing. Can, and do, turn anything into a song. And talk to everyone and anybody all the fecking time. Am a walking cliche.