To ask which comedians you think are hot?

[SpanishDanceTroupe]

Right, it's 2 in the morning, I've drank too much coffee in a bid to stay up and finish this essay, and I cannot stop thinking about the Richard Osman sex dream thread from the other day.
Richard is not my type despite the very large hands but it has got me thinking about comedy-adjacent people who I think are Quite Fit, and I need to know I'm not alone.

My picks:

• Richard Ayoade - awkward and funny and lovely and hot
• James Acaster - exactly the same reasons (I have a type )
• Mike Wozniak - I was lucky enough to go to the Taskmaster recordings in October and after seeing him on there I've secretly thought of him as quite attractive. Think it's the moustache, but I'm usually anti-facial hair so I'm not quite sure where that's come from...

Please entertain me during my coffee-fuelled mania by telling me your comedy crushes. I can't be the only one can I?

Alan Davies was very hot in Bob and Rose. Made me see him in a whole new light when he was wandering around in clingy boxers.

I love a funny man

Ben Willbond has been mentioned but just as hot is his partner in crime Laurence Rickard. He is very, very nice indeed. Especially as a cave man. Funny and with cute legs and a gorgeous bum

Another comedian I like, who I don't think has been mentioned, is Jon Culshaw. He's from Ormskirk and I'm a bit of a sucker for northern vowels.

Robin Ince
Mark Steel
Jon Richardson
David Mitchell
Tim Minchin
Jeremy Hardy
Graeme Garden

Any HH character which requires Mathew Baynton to wear guyliner is good too, particularly Charles II and Dick Turpin.

Romesh Ranganathan
Danny Bhoy
Connor McKenna (Arms)
Aisling Bea

Chris O'Dowd

Dustin Demri Burns

@gassylady I said Dara earlier Up the thread

@Lorddenning1 somehow missed that - still not too much competition just you me and his missus

Loving this thread, didn't realise I had a thing for so many comics but think all the bases are covered here 😂

Must love a satirist though as Minchin, Jon Stewart, Colbert, Trevor Noah all work for me. (Honorary girl crush - Alice Fraser.)

Stewart Lee when his nostrils flare when he's trying not to laugh. And well done the pp who mentioned Noah Kumar's laugh as well, it's adorable.

Boosh fans can have Noel Fielding, Julian Barratt's always been where it's at

Oooh yes. Julian Barrett has always had that understated smoulder going on

Even with the moustache

@hopelessbusiness

Oooh just remembered Ryan Stiles from 90's Whose Line Is It Anyway...that'll make my Friday afternoon go a bit quicker swoons

Yes!! I also fancied Tony Slattery.

Imagine this thread if it were the 70s. Can't imagine many people lusting after Bernard Manning and Jimmy Tarbuck.

Rich Hall. Love him. Like a sexy bloodhound.

Dave Chappelle.

Richard Osman ( @SpanishDanceTroupe I was the original Osman Sex Dreamer )
Greg Davies
Mark Watson
Nish Kumar
Rose Matafeo

Funny is always sexy!

Richard aoyade and Charlie brooker

Ahhh, sorry Spanish and Tartans, John Robins is mine! Even with all the Queen t-shirts

@heatherhoneys I liked Romesh even more after reading his books! I think he comes across brilliantly. I don’t fancy him though.

However, James Acaster and Jamie Demetriou. Hubba hubba.

Very Yes to Kevin Bridges and Russell Howard!

@Yumyumdindins

Absolutely Ed Gamble. Fancy the pants off him.

Ed and James Acaster do a hilarious podcast called ‘Off Menu’ where they invite other celebs/comedians to talk about their imaginary perfect restaurant and the food they’d eat/drink. It is so so funny.

I love Off Menu SO MUCH. I relisten to episodes all the time! It’s my happy place. POPPADOMS OR BREAD @Yumyumdindins ????

Noah Kumar, honest to God. Nish, obviously, Nish!

For all those fancying Ed Byrne, I went to uni with him. We were in the drama society together . He was genuinely very funny but a bit intense with all the chicks who followed him around.

@Negnog

David Mitchell and Richard Ayoade.

Katherine Ryan talked a while ago about Beta males on her podcast and it really put me off James Acaster. I’m not sure if that who she was actually talking about but that’s who it sounded like to me and it made me look at him differently (possibly unfairly)

@Negnog I must have missed that - do you know which episode it was?

Oh and David O'Doherty.