A situation (Possible TW)

[SoulofanAggron]

This is a situation in a book I'm writing (Possibly a 'choose your own adventure.')

Don't pick at my writing style lol, I just want you to consider the situation, this is just a summary.

Several of you are trapped in a forest and don't seem to be able to find your way out. You've escaped from a cult. In general, you feel lost and like you can't escape/move on. Some of you have been here for years.

A woman approaches you and says she knows the most powerful ritual, which will free you. She leads you down into a crypt, which she says is her home.

She says if you have sex with a skeleton, you will be able to escape the forest.

Would you do it?

I'm not sure how that would really work. Skeletons don't have penises do they? Or any genitalia really.

I haven't considered the moral implications. I'll come back to you

I'm not sure skeletons possess sex organs usually so not sure how it would work

Frottage I guess.

I'd say "show me how, and then I'll consider it"

Is it properly bony or is it still mid-decomposition?

No cock on a skeleton :P

@OldGreyBoots I thought having stuff on it, or it being a relatively fresh corpse, would make it too disgusting for the average reader. What do you think?

I love MN.

Like pp, not exactly sure of the logistics though. am very naive, should I google frottage??

Thank you @SoulofanAggron for making another night of insomnia a lot more interesting

[quote SoulofanAggron]@OldGreyBoots I thought having stuff on it, or it being a relatively fresh corpse, would make it too disgusting for the average reader. What do you think?[/quote]
But possibly more practical?

Where did the fresh corpse or skeleton come from? Did she kill them? Did she offer them the same ritual to escape the forest and by escape she meant only their soul and not their body?

Boner

Sex with a skeleton might be difficult, would some boney fingering do?

Oh dear, my first question was going to be 'but how?'

@OnceUponAMidnightBeery frottage means rubbing (from.french), obviously, rubbing in a sexual way in this context.

I think the reader would just respond as we have done - ie how would that work on a practical level for women. Even a non-decomposed body would not have an erection.
I think an horror disgust reaction you were looking for would be lost because the reader would get bogged down in the practicalities of such an act.

I also want to know how one is trapped in this forest? How could that be?

@TiddyTid

Boner

🤣

Also @SoulofanAggron if the protagonist has escaped from a cult, they'd probably be extremely wary of performing 'rituals'.

Um

How does having sex with a skeleton enable you to leave the forest? What is the point?

It's black magic, innit?

All sounds bonkers.

Why is there a crypt in the forest?

@MechantGourmet

Oh dear, my first question was going to be 'but how?'

@OnceUponAMidnightBeery frottage means rubbing (from.french), obviously, rubbing in a sexual way in this context.

Thank you @MechantGourmet, my poor google hasn’t recovered from looking up dragon butter (thanks MN), I’m unwilling to disturb it further 😂

Is the skeleton magically able to participate? A boney handjob might be easier than a boney fingering?

@TiddyTid

Boner

😂😆😂

Erm no I would not...