A situation (Possible TW)

[SoulofanAggron]

This is a situation in a book I'm writing (Possibly a 'choose your own adventure.')

Don't pick at my writing style lol, I just want you to consider the situation, this is just a summary.

Several of you are trapped in a forest and don't seem to be able to find your way out. You've escaped from a cult. In general, you feel lost and like you can't escape/move on. Some of you have been here for years.

A woman approaches you and says she knows the most powerful ritual, which will free you. She leads you down into a crypt, which she says is her home.

She says if you have sex with a skeleton, you will be able to escape the forest.

Would you do it?

Now I'm wondering if I should google dragon butter

What is so bad about being trapped in the forest anyway? Are the cult after them? Are they struggling for food? It would need to be quite an incentive I guess.

way too invested in this now

@JackieBeaver

Now I'm wondering if I should google dragon butter

Do not google dragon butter

Would it free the whole group, or just the bone-jumper? Sacrifice for the greater good or fuck you jack I’m outta here kinda thing?

I suppose this woman could use a spell to make the person see a person, when really it is just a skeleton. Some kind of projection siren spell or something. I dont see the point in that part, but its one way you could spin it to where it is practical when it's not.

Flat no on the skeleton sex thanks.

Mainly I would be looking at ritual lady like this because the idea is grim and the practicalities unclear and I’d be very unlikely to read a book which offered necrophilia as a solution to anything frankly.

As for the dragon butter - can anyone explain, really don’t want to google!?

@TiddyTid

Boner

Fucking genius! 😂👍🏻

Actually don’t - I googled, thankfully didn’t have to click through to anything, but I get the gist...

I’m also going to erase the gist from my mind and assume we are referring to this nice innocuous brand of butter that Sainsbury’s sell, which is what comes up (as it were) as the first result when you do google...

Must learn not to give in to the curiosity when someone says ‘don’t google’!

Are the trapped people, a mixture of males and females ?

I'll add my voice to the chorus of those who don't understand how skeleton sex would work. Is the skeleton sex part of the spell, or is the lady just weird? Do we each have to have sex with the skeleton, or just one of us? Why can't we find our way out if the forest, is like it a Blair Witch thing?

If the skeleton were somehow transformed into someone the person hates /fears most (i.e old school teacher, abusive father etc) in their mind but in reality was just a skeleton, then it could add some suspense to who everyone would see and feel about doing it

Hmmm.
Well that bit in Full Metal Jacket when the sergeant says "Im gonna give you three seconds...exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid-looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you" always piqued my curiosity. From a practical angle I mean.
I guess the copulating with skeletal parts notion is not that unusual if it's cropped up in a Kubrick film...

I had a moment of weakness and googled dragon butter.

Don't google dragon butter....

@Crafting1Queen

I'd be thinking - what is this utter load of tripe? and I wouldn't read another word. Then I'd be fizzing I'd wasted my hard earned cash on a book that was a load of shite. HTH.

Same

Doubt I'd buy this book. Bony fingering from.a skeleton in order to escape a forest in order to escape a cult. Nope. Sorry OP

@scpips

I had a moment of weakness and googled dragon butter.

Don't google dragon butter....

...so therefore I did. Boak.

Thank you very much.

Does the skeleton consent?

Wouldn’t the skeleton fall apart?

Can someone just tell me what dragon butter is??

I guess, and this is gross, if one of those trapped was male ( or should I say owner of a penis who identifies as male ) you could well, one the pelvis? Still not sure this would really work out. If the skeleton still has flesh on it, well, life in the forest is surely not so bad with a nice crypt for shelter. No doubt deer, rabbits, berries etc.

Just googled dragon butter. Someone please pass the brain bleach.

@TiddyTid

Boner

from the comments I'd sack that idea..
I dont think JK Rowling has any worries

Maybe if a suitably sized bone from a leg/arm was fixed in place, one could ride poor skelly?

Decomposing flesh or not, it’s going to be too disgusting for the average reader.

I suppose the answer is ‘How damaged am I from the cult’ because I can’t imagine saying yes to necrophilia, but who knows if I’d been through the mill in a weird forest cult.