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A situation (Possible TW)

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SoulofanAggron · 12/02/2021 00:47

This is a situation in a book I'm writing (Possibly a 'choose your own adventure.')

Don't pick at my writing style lol, I just want you to consider the situation, this is just a summary.

Several of you are trapped in a forest and don't seem to be able to find your way out. You've escaped from a cult. In general, you feel lost and like you can't escape/move on. Some of you have been here for years.

A woman approaches you and says she knows the most powerful ritual, which will free you. She leads you down into a crypt, which she says is her home.

She says if you have sex with a skeleton, you will be able to escape the forest.

Would you do it?

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Fembot123 · 14/02/2021 21:43

@MeowPurrGrr

Sex with a skeleton might be difficult, would some boney fingering do?
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CandyLeBonBon · 14/02/2021 21:44

@Aisforharlot

If it's Skeletor then absolutely
Skeletor is hot! Way hotter than he-man!
mopphead · 14/02/2021 22:11

@Sheleg

The fact that you've put a trigger warning on this is ridiculous. Who would be triggered? People who've had sex with skeletons, which is a physical impossibility?? Madness.
This really made me laugh imagining all the skeleton shagging MNetters wailing into their fresh Sunday linen.

OP I think the absurdity / practicality of it would obscure the horror element

Okokokbear · 14/02/2021 22:21

Why are you choosing this as the thing the group have to do? Like you're the writer it doesn't have to be this. So why this?

OnceUponAMidnightBeery · 14/02/2021 22:48

@SoulofanAggron ah I see, yes, getting back to civilisation is an understandable motive.

Sadly I think it may have to be a bit more... ahem... physical to get the point across. This is why vampire and werewolf porn is a thing, zombie porn not so much isn’t it?

the scenarios for appendages dropping off mid scene are rather amusing though

Probably not what you’re aiming for tbh Blush

RaininSummer · 14/02/2021 23:04

Wouldn't limbs and bits just break off of the skeleton if the people actually agreed to the crazy plan and did unspeakable things?

SoulofanAggron · 25/02/2021 16:22

Sorry, I somehow missed some replies.

Maybe the dragon butter is hallucinogenic

@TheChip IDK if this is what you meant, but I've decided that they are persuaded into a ritual that uses drugs. It's only once they're off their tits that the person leading the ritual tells them to do the mum-necrophila.

I told my friend they could maybe be persuaded into it while they were on drugs. He said 'I suppose they would have to be.' Grin

Can't you write about kittens instead?

@PerpendicularVincent There is a person with Body Integrity Disorder (they think they should've been an amputee.) They have a plushie kitten which is their imaginary friend.

How can a man shag a pelvis? It's much, much bigger than a cock. You're basically just thrusting into a large gap which has a pelvis around it. The issue is going to be getting an erection more than anything else. I think this needs rethinking.

@foxhat I suppose they could angle/go in at a height where they could rub against one of the pelvic bones. It's pretty gross writing about the stuff, but it seems like part of my life's work. Grin I guess it's partly driven by reducing some of my bipolar meds (with doctor's agreement.)

After they're persuade into the mum-sex, I left it all 'behind the bedroom door,' saying just 'you try not to think about it afterwards.' So I don't have to go into the details of what went on.

Skeletor is hot! Way hotter than he-man!

@CandyLeBonBon Whatever floats your boat I guess. She-Ra looked ok. Maybe I should write someone into the book who fancies Snarf. Grin

Why are you choosing this as the thing the group have to do? Like you're the writer it doesn't have to be this. So why this?

@Okokokbear The plot is randomly generated. I researched a list of rare genetic symptoms, neurological/mental ones, kinks and bizarre spiritual beliefs. Then I put it through a random list generator, so my job is to string together the randomly-generated elements.

I'm not in control. Grin It's postmodern. The title of the book is 'Sick Kink of God,' because they are sick, kinky, and spiritual, and their sickness (and arguably the kinks) are randomly assigned to them at birth. It will also have a twist at the end Smile

Wouldn't limbs and bits just break off of the skeleton if the people actually agreed to the crazy plan and did unspeakable things?

Maybe they would have to be gentle IDK. Bits detatching needn't stop them. Grin I think the pelvis would be intact, though the femurs would detatch.

A PP mentioned a film where someone mentioned skullf*cking, so I suppose that's a possibility.

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SkeletonQuestion · 26/02/2021 11:32

Hi @SoulofanAggron, I love the fantasy style choose your own adventure idea!

I have a question re: skeleton. In your canon, is the skeleton a previously human one, i.e. decomposing, in the ground type thing? Or is it a more fantastical magical style one, reanimated, more spooky style.

I was thinking, are you imagining it to be still connected and wandering about? Less realistic, more dramatic? Or ligaments/tendons decomposed.

I have been fascinated about this and wanted to know your thoughts.

Happy writing

SoulofanAggron · 26/02/2021 11:36

@SkeletonQuestion A decomposing bony one.

Do you write or make or anything? It can be a lot of fun, would recommend. Smile

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SkeletonQuestion · 26/02/2021 11:51

@SoulofanAggron amazing. Ty. Can't even tell you how many times I googled "are skeletons bones attached" "how fast do ligaments decompose" "body decomposition facts" while thinking about this.
Not saying I'd personally go for it, but ask me again when I escape a cult and spend a millenium in a forest...

I think about writing a lot. I certainly read a lot, and have been really interested in world building lately. Maybe I should!

GoodQueenAlysanne · 26/02/2021 12:10

Op you would make a great Dungeon Master, have you ever played D&D?

SoulofanAggron · 26/02/2021 12:56

@GoodQueenAlysanne Lol, thanks. I happened to, actually, but always found the character sheets etc too complicated for me.

I did GM an 80s role playing game for a few weeks. I tried to be clever and simplify the rules. The magic rules went wrong, so people could heal themselves of virtually anything really easily. They had a lot of fun cutting and healing themselves that session. Grin

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SoulofanAggron · 26/02/2021 12:57

Maybe I should!

@SkeletonQuestion Go for it. :) Any ideas as to what you might include?

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