AIBU to despise outdoor sofa and coffee table sets?

[1950swallpaper]

I don't know why I have taken such a dislike to them. Maybe it is because it is "indoor" furniture but outside. Maybe it is because they are all made out of grey plastic wicker which is not environmentally friendly. Maybe it is because I find them very "show-offy keeping up with the Jones' smug". Maybe it is because I know if I had one, I'd find bringing the cushions in from the rain a pain in the bum. I dunno but I really find them tacky and vulgar. Am I on my own?

@Tellmetruth4

‘I've got so much dosh I'm in the process of buying a house with cash’

Sure you are 1950swallpaper. Sure you are...

You are right. I said that for a laugh. I actually live in a bedsit. All 3 of us. Rent is very expensive in London.

C'mon @1950swallpaper, you can't in all good conscience use the phrase 'I've got so much dosh I'm buying my next house with cash', whilst simultaneously denigrating outdoor sofas.

Nobody is that unaware. You're having a jolly laugh.

I suspect you may be @Janegrey333's alter ego.

The pair of you ain't right.

Ahh. OK. Of course you do.

Cool.