My apologies, this made oi larf. It will only be understood by a small section of UK readers, listeners to BBC R4, from the "I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue Appreciation Society" on FB.
*Breaking News.
The US election will be decided by a game of Mornington Crescent (DC rules). A tie will be resolved using Duckworth-Lewis.*
I get it and appreciate it, thank you @Jaichangecentfoisdenom 