So, with just a few hours to go, Trump's doctors will be nervously trying to weigh up the correct ratio of steroids versus opiates to pump into his tiny veins to keep him (a) alive, (b) vaguely vocal, and (c) not pissing himself.
Trump will be painting on his own facial Bisto, and checking his Chiiiiina account. He's thinking, 'All you gotta do Donald is keep saying that Hunter Biden is a druggie with foreign connections.Yeah''.
I really hope Biden has tactics and strategy for this.