To ask you if you have a real life crush on anyone?

[Rainbowb]

And would you do anything if you could completely get away with it?! Mine is my daughter’s swimming teacher, he has the sexiest smile and is so good with the kids. Totally gives me the flutters but I’m guessing he’s not into overweight bespectacled women in their forties!

@peaceanddove

Remember, correlation is not causation.

I don't even know what that means. Smut goes over my head.

Tom now wants us to record our presentations and e-mail them to him. Is this so that he can gaze lovingly on the younger female students? #furtiveTom

I've put on weight during this lockdown and do NOT want to film myself.

Feeling depressed.

@Allaboardthemagicbus2020 yes, very good point. Actually are there any specific experiments you would like me to conduct on 'Tom' on your behalf

Let’s start with a description...

Ha ha okay, so he's Italian heritage with great smile and fabulous arse and muscley forearms, because we all know how attractive MN peeps find a well formed forearm.

#regionalTom #randombodypartTom

Is he a teacher by any chance?

No not a teacher I'm afraid x

Yes, a woman who runs a group my children attend (is heterosexual as far as I know...). She's funny, confident, ambitious, successful..... a total crush.

Is she called Thomasina by any chance?

@suckingdiesel, I haven't RTFT but glimpsed enough to gather she may well be a Thomasina!!

Oh, and my post should've read 'I'm heterosexual'....I'm not so sure she is....

What are her forearms like?

Yup my ex work husband...he works in a sister branch to me now...I was heartbroken when he left...we keep in vague contact now and still I would drop anything for him...it's quite embarrassing as he's 10 years younger than me but he's amazing and one of the good guys

How much energy are we wasting on these Toms?

Imagine what women could get done if we weren't distracted.

#itsaconspiracy #aTomconspiracy

So i email Cop Tom. No response, so gutted.

@wizzywig don't lose hope

#copTom is polishing his warrant card as we speak hoping to impress you with an arrest (or something)

and also, you know, preparing for some heavy shit that might go down so he can get all Starsky & Hutch

@SuckingDieselFella

Yes, And I hypothesis that it correlates with women breaking the glass ceiling. they can no longer hold us back due to equality law so they are trying to distract us the whole time (pinging ovaries type stuff, building up forearm muscles and inventing equipment THAT ONLY THEY CAN BE ARSED TO UNDERSTAND.

It's all going in my paper. What I lack in the Literature Review I shall make up for in the theoretical perspective section. I'm bringing in the big guns - we'll have Dworkin, Greer, the lot.

Paglia - she must have sussed this

He'll have a lot on his plate at the moment, such preparing for martial law.

Don't lose hope completely. You might see him on the other side.

Such as, not such.

Paglia would chop their balls off.

As of tonight, my project with MusicianTom is cancelled. #nomoreTom. And also #nomoreincome because that twat Johnson has fucked over the entertainments industry. At least I got a nice goodbye hug. (From Tom, not Boris, blech)

Sorry to hear that @MusicianTom

If neither of you are working, invent some project and rope him into it.

@MusicianTom

Tell him you have been asked to contribute to some research (I can provide resources)

And take notes...