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To ask how sexy you are right now? (Lighthearted)

144 replies

justcly · 04/02/2020 22:54

My OH has been ribbing me something rotten about my bedtime attire. She's just joking (I think) but I just caught sight of myself in the mirror Blush

I'm wearing an enormous pair of fleecy pyjamas, a neck warmer and bed socks. Well I don't like anything too tight in bed, and it's nippy at night. Am I too young to be dressing like this? I'm 37.

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Oooooooooooooooooooh · 04/02/2020 23:00

Lying in old mismatching pyjamas on sofa as can’t get upstairs. Two weeks post major thoracic surgery following six months of chemo. So no hair either. I’m 45 and feel decades older. I used to be sexy. I doubt I will again.

PawPawNoodle · 04/02/2020 23:01

I'd rather die than wear socks to bed. How can you bear it?!

In answer to your question, a solid 8/10 (my mascara's a bit smudged)

okiedokieme · 04/02/2020 23:01

I don't do nightwear, are Egyptian cotton sheets lying over an overweight middle aged woman sexy? I think not

QuietlyPlotting · 04/02/2020 23:02

I'm wearing one of these

www.slumbersac.co.uk/adult-sleeping-bag-with-feet-stars.html

I'm not even joking. On the plus side I think it makes co-sleeping a lot safer.

FudgeBrownie2019 · 04/02/2020 23:03

I'm a definite 2 out of 10. Pyjamas, blanket over my lap, cat around my throat and laptop typing out last-minute emails with work.

DH is currently open-mouth snoring on the sofa next to me with the puppy on his lap. Equally sexy.

norealshepherds · 04/02/2020 23:03

I’m wearing men’s large stripy Christmas pyjamas, a toothpaste stained men’s T-shirt and my face is slathered in sudocreme.

Northernsoullover · 04/02/2020 23:03

Crotchless fleece pyjamas. They aren't supposed to be. I need to sew up the split seams I've socks on too.

ClosedTheBlueEyes · 04/02/2020 23:04

I'm unbelievably sexy right now. Reindeer pyjamas. Big fleece dressing gown. Thermal socks. Hair in a bun. 41 years old and still rocking it Grin

Pyjamaface · 04/02/2020 23:04

Well I'm naked.....but a lovely thick coating of moisturiser on my face, hair that looks like I've been dragged through a hedge backwards and I have the farts from the leeks I had for dinner sooooo 9/10 I reckon

Franticbutterfly · 04/02/2020 23:05

Old fleece pjs here, but my bed and it’s linen are beautiful and it feels like a hotel bed, so that makes me feel a bit more glam.

illandBored · 04/02/2020 23:05

QuietlyPlotting Grin

PassMeAnotherCoffee · 04/02/2020 23:06

20/10 totally hot

Smileatthesmallthings · 04/02/2020 23:06

@QuietlyPlotting I've just put DS in his version of that exact one. Always considered getting one for myself 😂

TheQueens · 04/02/2020 23:06

Starfished in bed wearing short shorts and a vest top, probably not the worst attire but I haven't taken my make up off or brushed my teeth. Probably brings my sexiness down a notch or 3...

Yabadee · 04/02/2020 23:06

Knickers that are older than my child, and a t shirt that says BOO BEEs with a ghost bee on each boob. The ghost bees are drinking wine.

I blame mn, I saw it advertised on here.

TeaAndASitDown · 04/02/2020 23:07

Bless you oooooooooooh, sounds like you are amazing xxxx

Littlebb2020 · 04/02/2020 23:08

Bloated as hell due to ivf medication

Hair is dry and I have an itchy scalp my skin is dry and I have spots. I’ve got a baggy old t shirt on with fluffy pink socks. Me and dh haven’t had sed for about 4 weeks. This is the least sexiest I’ve ever felt in my life! 😄

QuietlyPlotting · 04/02/2020 23:08

Always considered getting one for myself 😂

Do it! It's very comfortable. The only downside is no sleeves so I'd recommend a long-sleeved top underneath.

Bipbipbipbip · 04/02/2020 23:09

Mismatched PJ's, dry shampoo in hair to work it's magic overnight, feet covered in foot cream. Sexy AF.

Gillian1980 · 04/02/2020 23:11

Pretty bloody sexy.... at least a -7 out of 10.

In bed, crazy hair, skanky pjs, baby asleep on me but still got one boob out 😂 tired, red eyes.

Absolutely stunning.

PityParty4one · 04/02/2020 23:12

DPs pyjama bottoms and my lilac dressing gown.

I look a sight but DP still kisses me and tells me I am sexy. He also likes it when we get in from work and put our comfy clothes on he likes us to relax. I love him for that.

7dayslater · 04/02/2020 23:17

Well - I have the flu. I'm sprawled across the sofa in pink pyjama bottoms & a black / white stripy top. I haven't brushed my hair since Sunday & I think I look like a malnourished walrus. Probably not that sexy.

ironicname · 04/02/2020 23:23

Socks, pj bottoms, vest.

I'm a bit cold but the night sweats will kick in as soon as I nod off. Night sweats are not sexy.

Louise0701 · 04/02/2020 23:26

Malnourished walrus 😂😂😂

Yetanothernameneeded · 04/02/2020 23:28

My nose is dripping (due to a cold) so I’ve fashioned a ‘nose tampon’ from some tissue....I think I’m the sexiest person on the thread?