To ask how sexy you are right now? (Lighthearted)

[justcly]

My OH has been ribbing me something rotten about my bedtime attire. She's just joking (I think) but I just caught sight of myself in the mirror

I'm wearing an enormous pair of fleecy pyjamas, a neck warmer and bed socks. Well I don't like anything too tight in bed, and it's nippy at night. Am I too young to be dressing like this? I'm 37.

Black joggers, crop top (possibly with tea spilled on it), fluffy slippers, hair in a pineapple. 10/10 sexy, obviously.

And yes, it's nearly 10am - I work from home and have not yet managed to drag myself into the shower...

Not sexy at all...7 days post total hysterectomy. I doubt I will ever want sex again! (I'm sure maybe in about 10 years).

I'm currently also wearing Tena pants, which are surprisingly comfortable, because, on occasion, due to some weird time/ space thing the notice I get for needing a wee is inversely proportionate to the time it takes to get to the loo!

I'm just too sexy at the moment.
Black joggers and a grey guns'n'roses jumper, Fluffy socks and a face full of spots (I never usually get spots, What is going on?)

Just realised, Haven't actually brushed my teeth yet or washed my face! (working from home so it's not too bad)

On the plus side, I washed and blow-dried my hair last night, So it's not as bad as usual.

I work from home too. I regularly spend once spent 48 hours in the same ratty pyjamas

Every night my dh comes home to the most magnificent sight of me in my favourite Bat pyjamas and a fluffy cardigan .
He’s a lucky,lucky man ..

This ought to be in the style and beauty section. We are human, comfy and sexy, learn from it .

well i dont think i look much better bed time or day time
as we run a dog walking firm and a guinea pig rescue most days i spend in leggings and trackies with company sweatshirts
beddy byes i usually wear a t shirt style nightie or dp old tshirt
however if dp comes to bed and im in the nuddy then he knows he is in luck
mind dont stop him asking when i have my nightie on!

Sitting here in my steel toe capped boots, utility trousers and hoody for work I guess I've got to be someone's dream woman.

This is hillarious, thank you everyone for making me feel normal today

Working from home - so, faded lycra boot-cut-type trousers, inner thighs have been rubbed away completely, fake lambs wool jumper which was lovely first bought two months ago but now very bobbly and worn, (unfortunately couldnt resurrect the fluff with its only wash). Footwear is fluffy puppy who sleeps across my feet.

I do have make up on so can confidently walk past mirror without completely dismaying myself

In the middle of lambing so been up all night and.smell of sheep shit and lambing juices - lovely. Clothes all have a layer of pong about them I can barely keep my eyes open no bra and cant remember when I last brushed my hair. Sexy as shit

I'm approximately 1000 weeks pregnant (well, ok, 38...) with acne, bags under my eyes from insomnia, wearing pregnancy joggers and a hoodie and making 'oof' sounds every time I have to move anywhere. So sexy as hell, obviously.

Ooh lambs... Fluffy puppy... pics please .

3 weeks post birth, my nightwear consists of great big knickers to hold the sanitary towel, a huge baggy pj top and a loose boob sticking out to feed DS (and there is a stack of muslin cloths by the bed for leaking boobs😂)
All paired with a hormonal spotty face, bf sweats and hair up in a messy bun 24/7
So I'd say a solid 2/10... could only be worse if it were me throwing up everywhere rather than DS😂

@Rachel97

There seems to be a "one loose boob" motif on this thread. I wonder if we'll see it on the catwalks in the Spring collections? Or a whole "Mumsnet inspired" collection of skanky jimjams, bedsocks and single loose boobs?

Pics of lambs as requested!

-2/10

Yeah, motherhood in pictures, you're lying there exhausted in your comfiest fleecy clothes and your newborn is bouncing about and crawling on your back (the human version would be far less bouncy and more puky, I guess). Lovely lambs, though.

It's daytime and I'm at the office (shoeless and feet up on a chair because the office is mine and I have bad circulation) but I also own old shapeless jammies and a pair of dressing gowns two sizes too small. I can't even blame my pregnancy for the weight gain, it piled on afterwards from working too much on little sleep and having no time for me. So yeah, my eveningwear is sexy as anything.

Ooh thank you @barnowl25, they are adorable. Who cares how you smell with beauties like these .

@madambee another one! Love my.sheep

Not long put my little one to bed, wearing sweat shorts and a vest with snot all over the chest.

I swear that lamb is smiling! Lil cutie

7.50pm. Ive been wearing pjs, a hoody and bed socks for the past hour at least

Standard.