To ask how sexy you are right now? (Lighthearted)

[justcly]

My OH has been ribbing me something rotten about my bedtime attire. She's just joking (I think) but I just caught sight of myself in the mirror

I'm wearing an enormous pair of fleecy pyjamas, a neck warmer and bed socks. Well I don't like anything too tight in bed, and it's nippy at night. Am I too young to be dressing like this? I'm 37.

I think I'm sexy. Hot water bottle. Not much else. Duvet.

Shas dare I ask what a hair stool is?

(I so hope a typo!!)

I'm wearing an m and s nightshirt that was one black and white but the colours are now black and grey due to my failing as a laundress. It whiffs a bit as I can't be bothered to get a clean one out and it's too late for a bath.
I am also sporting a scabby chin due to popping a spot.
I'm dead sexy me.

Fleece thick mismatch pjs.
Blue slippers.
Hair in a towel with overnight conditioner.
Wrecked tired bags under my eyes, to tired to move to head to bed.

Crotchless fleece pyjamas. They aren't supposed to be

I’m wearing a jigsaw slip to bed and sat in a silk dressing gown all evening.

Doesn’t really matter what I’m wearing
Will never be sexy again

Oozing glamour here in an old pair of pjs a random vest top & the ultimate accessory for a night of passion - my 5 year old star fishing next to me 😂😂😂😂

@justcly Don't you just love the way those massive jammies sag round the arse, making you look as if you're wearing a giant nappy?

Between that and the shoulder of the top falling so far down I had one breast sadly sitting on display in all it’s glory.

I feel there should be a mn pyjamas advert

V v large nighty and crochet blanket on my lap. Greasy hair and unshaved pits and legs. Going to bed soon and snuggle in beside the toddler for a night of snoring and farting. Are minus figures available?

Got the worst cold ever, currently wide awake snotting everywhere.

Pyjamas, no make up, sweaty hair, greasy, grey sporty skin, red scaly nose, bone dry lips and clammy as hell... wearing glasses not contact lenses and up every five minutes wanting to throw up

I’ve definitely been sexier!

Messy top knot, ancient de la soul tee, thin leggings, no makeup, chipped nail polish, and a night guard in. Sexxxy!

Giant pants that come up to my belly button, unbuttoned jeans because I'm a bit chubby at present and they were annoying me.

Sometimes it's hard to tell me and Kate Moss apart.

Just a vest top and black undies here, you’d think that would be sexy but since my children my boobs swing down by my ankles so a solid 4/10 😂

Age 29

My nightie is soaked thanks to post partum night sweats, I snipped the elastic in my CS granny knickers to make them more comfy and I'm hooked up to a double breast pump, so I'm pretty hot-damn alluring, let me tell you.

In my undies wearing an old raggy top. The top still bares the stains from spilling baked beans down the front of it. Hair unbrushed and I'm sure I have some eye boogers. So a solid 8/10?

At the moment I have bed head hair and chin stubble.
I'm wearing a tena lady pull up and a knackered old dressing gown.
I look stunning I do 😂

Maternity pyjama bottoms (baby is over a year old) with no top, hair in a bun and my legs are so hairy that my knees have partings. Just found dried weetabix on the pyjamas. It has been worse though.

Get your act together you lot!

Ugh, I don't even own a pair of pyjamas. It would be my worst nightmare to sleep in fleecy pjs and socks...I feel claustrophobic and too hot just thinking about it.

I'm really upping the sexy stakes - fleecy socks, hairy legs, granny pants and a T-shirt decorated with cat hair. Currently wrapped in the electric blanket. Luckily DH is away otherwise he wouldn't be able to keep his hands off me...

my legs are so hairy that my knees have partings
Just spat my tea out laughing

@formerbabe

You clearly don't live far enough north 😁

I think I’m quite sexy in my own way!
Had a lovely relaxing hot bath, put clean bedding on and am tucked up in bed with a stripy nightshirt on

Love this thread. I can't even look put together in the day let alone bed time. I'm another one in crotchless fleecy pj's gutted as I only got them for Christmas! Do I get bonus points for somehow ending up with poo on them while changing ds's nappy