To ask how sexy you are right now? (Lighthearted)

[justcly]

My OH has been ribbing me something rotten about my bedtime attire. She's just joking (I think) but I just caught sight of myself in the mirror

I'm wearing an enormous pair of fleecy pyjamas, a neck warmer and bed socks. Well I don't like anything too tight in bed, and it's nippy at night. Am I too young to be dressing like this? I'm 37.

Well my pj's consist of a vest and hotpants, because I can't stand things riding up, but cant go naked. Sounds sexy, but they are about 10 years old. On the upside, I've just washed my hair for the first time in about 6 days so it's looking all voluminous and shiny 😂

Currently in leggings and an old t-shirt eating a Cadbury’s Creme egg and watching Death in Paradise in bed. Feeling a bit nippy so might fire up a hot water bottle in a bit. Super sexy, me.

I am so sexy that I'm surprised DH isn't jumping my bones right now.

I mean, what's not to love about mismatched pjs, slippers that have seen better days, a grubby dressing gown that is in need of a wash and my nightly eyepatch for my dry eye that makes me look like a post op cataracts patient.
Phwoar!

Baggy jumper and socks laying in bed.

And a carpel tunnel wrist support I look like an old woman who works at a supermarket checkout.

Christ I look a right goer

hiking socks, blanket and cat shedding fur all on to keep me warm. Navy work trousers, unironed old shirt and cashmere cardigan that's bobbling with tissues in the pockets. Bet DH is glad he's out at a cool screening in Soho tonight. And it won't improve. DH bought me some lovely designer PJs for Christmas but they aren't nearly as comfortable as the Primark cotton ones that are so soft and baggy and shapeless

fleece checked shirt over a cotton vest, belly-warmer knickers,and loose jersey hareem pants- but underneath ....

I'm nekkid

Noidontwatchloveisland

Our house is 19deg too, and overnight is lower, with the window open too but still only a 4tog duvet.
We don’t have the heating on high and then strip off. Just can’t imagine wearing fleeces etc to bed.

I have been working from home all day so am still wearing the clothes I mucked out the horses in this morning. In my defence I did at least have a shower first thing. I have been coughing and sore throat since I flew back from the US last week and think I might have a coronuvirus cold coming on. been on skype all day so god knows what my new ultra smart US colleagues think of me. Dead sexy here!

So, you sexy lot, this evening I am wearing:

A pair of high leg knickers that keep riding up my bum
Maternity leggings (my youngest child is five)
A "designer" t-shirt that was clearly constructed for a 20 stone man

Or as I call it, collectively, "loungewear"

Accessories: snotty nose, phlegmy chest, red eyes and Birkenstocks (the middle-aged eco-warrior kind, not the hipster kind), and a peeling, month-old manicure.

Admit it, you want me.

An old t shirt with a home in it. No leggings or bottoms. And Christmas socks with baubles on ...

Hole. Although it's big enough for a home

@madambee they are Coloured Ryelands lovely sheep

Only asking @Barnowl25 because our acquaintances, where we buy our lamb meat , are breeding to rescue the old Danish landrace and they are quite 'furryfaced' too.
But you sheep a lovely .

Sorry for derail OP.

Imagine a black pudding
Chuck the black pudding in a swamp
After a month, retrieve black pudding
Set fire to it
Put fire out with a shovel
Run over remains with a rotavator
Make a dog sick on it
Stick it in some leggings and a baggy t shirt

Me right now

2/10. Home office and I'm cold (just had a bad UTI), the rest of the family is smothered, even the bloody cat sneezed his snot all over me in the night so unlike my usual attire I'm sitting here in my tracksuit bottoms, Norwegian woolen hoodie (expensive but looks well, like a Norwegian pattern hoodie) and trainers. Not my best look but the cats don't care and DH (also working from home on Fridays) is even worse so we are both pretty unstylish but warm and on the mend.

Greasy hair, spot cream on my face, men’s boxers on (they’re bloody comfy) and an old top that has holes in. No wonder I’m single

Christ - your sheep are lovely .

I’ve just got in from sorting horses so I look and smell a delight

A pair of old jodhpurs that are covered in mud with a big split in the seam by my thigh

Thermal socks that are absolutely full of hay and are driving me mad with itching so god knows why I haven’t taken them off yet

Old jumper that got relegated from gardening use, to stables use.

An old puffa coat that has half the stuffing coming out

Hair is in a messy bun - not the artfully arranged messy bun, but the cba to wash my hair before I go out so tie it up with what ever I can find type of messy bun

I have been in the co-op dressed like this

I’m going out tonight so supposed to be in the bath but I’m feeling a bit “once I’m home, I’m home”

Song - are you my sister? Is there a piece of string anywhere in that ensemble?