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To ask how sexy you are right now? (Lighthearted)

144 replies

justcly · 04/02/2020 22:54

My OH has been ribbing me something rotten about my bedtime attire. She's just joking (I think) but I just caught sight of myself in the mirror Blush

I'm wearing an enormous pair of fleecy pyjamas, a neck warmer and bed socks. Well I don't like anything too tight in bed, and it's nippy at night. Am I too young to be dressing like this? I'm 37.

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LadyMonicaBaddingham · 06/02/2020 19:56

Scoring a solid 7 in leggings and a dress that is too small (so it's obviously a top). Eating seaweed flakes straight out of the packet like a hipster sea monster right now 😏

Lordfrontpaw · 06/02/2020 19:59

It’s just too cold! I don’t know how polar bears do it.

thekatydids · 06/02/2020 20:01

faded Flowery pj bottoms from M&S with a hole in them on the leg and are too short (because nowhere seems to do long enough ones that are affordable) and an old t-shirt that doesn't match. This stylish look is completed with men's neon green stripy socks with four different shades of green. Accessories - chin hair. Hair styling - pulled back in a scruffy ponytail and not in a stylish way.

If that's sexy then I'd like to know where it's sexy and I'll set off now.

SinkGirl · 06/02/2020 20:09

I have an awful sinus infection which means if I stand up for more than 30 seconds my head explodes.

I’ve used dry shampoo three days in a row and I’ve got toddler snot all over my pjs.

I am a bombshell.

theoriginalmadambee · 06/02/2020 20:15

@barnowl25 oh he/she is adorable ❤️. I love the mother's fluffy head Smile. What breed are they?

TheMistressQuickly · 06/02/2020 20:15

M&S pjs, wine and mini eggs being consumed. Dog asleep on me. Hair in scrunchie. Feeling very content but hardly rocking the sex kitten look. 🤣

MissConductUS · 06/02/2020 20:16

This is terribly unfair. I'm 5 hours behind GMT so still at work, but rocking a gray sweater dress and comfy black flats.

TheMistressQuickly · 06/02/2020 20:17

Chin hair as an accessory is cracking me up 🤣🤣🤣

Scarlettpixie · 06/02/2020 20:34

I have taken to wearing nightshirts with my pj bottoms. They don’t match. Much cosier than pj tops as they don’t ride up during the night. Not sexy but as I am on my own it doesn’t matter. I love getting comfy in my ‘pjs’ 😀

YesIDoLoveCrisps · 06/02/2020 20:37

I am -100.
I am wearing leggings I used to wear when I was pregnant 6 years ago and there’s a unidentifiable stain on them. Could be poo. Could be chocolate.

Twospaniels · 06/02/2020 20:39

Why are all of you so cold? Don’t you have central heating in your houses?

We use a 4tog duvet all year. Husband only wears pants and I wear a vest top and pants.

Couldn’t bear to be wearing long legged pajamas or long sleeved top.

TwoZeroTwoZero · 06/02/2020 20:44

I am wearing winter woolly socks, a pair of long johns under my chequered pj bottoms, a thermal vest under a mismatched pj top under a Christmas jumper. I also have damp, knotty hair because I didn't comb it straight after shower.

NoIDontWatchLoveIsland · 06/02/2020 20:46

I've got Matalan xmas pjs that match the kids - DH refused to join in. I'm probably notching a solid 3/10 right now tho, carrying 2 stone extra weight from DC2. Oh and I just drank a pint of bovril. Take that for sexy, OP.

thekatydids · 06/02/2020 20:48

@TheMistressQuickly Chin hair as an accessory is cracking me up 🤣🤣🤣

Glad my discomfort amuses you so greatly Grin

NoIDontWatchLoveIsland · 06/02/2020 20:48

Twospaniels

Because its shit for the planet to heat your house to a tropical temperature.

And because lots of people like to feel warm but have fresher, cooler air. Same principle as a hot tub in the snow at a ski resort.

We have the house at 19, then have a decent duvet etc..

TheMistressQuickly · 06/02/2020 20:49

I nominate this as the best thread ever! 🤣

LisBethSalander07 · 06/02/2020 20:52

I'm in an old M & S nightie that saw better days around 10 years ago..... and rocking legs that needed shaving around the same time!

Thank god for thick tights Grin

AngelOfDeathNix · 06/02/2020 20:54

Currently in jogging bottoms, a vest top with bra support (bra was ditched at least three hours ago!) and an enormous, fluffy reindeer night shirt. Hair is in a mum bun, I have a giant spot by my nose and to top it off, I've got an enormous big toe oozing goo thanks to an ingrowing toenail.

To quote JT "I'm bringing sexybaaaack" with a solid 1/10

Fivetillmidnight · 06/02/2020 20:55

Soooo sexy here... legs are so hairy I can feel the wind waft the hairs in the breeze..
Luckily DH can see beyond it.. but I WILL get round to it sometime....

TheMistressQuickly · 06/02/2020 20:59

thekatydids

You are a girl after my own heart...😘

Gonewiththemadness · 06/02/2020 21:02

Super sexy.
Laying on the sofa and I have on jeans and a pyjama hoodie. No idea why I’ve not gotten around to changing into the second half of my pyjamas yet?!
Mascara smudges from a little cry I had earlier on.
Extremely dry lips and stinging around nose which both have a tonne of lip butter on... even my nose.
Oh and I can only breathe through one nostril.
Yum.

MeganChips · 06/02/2020 21:02

Not in the slightest 😄

Stuck in a hotel room, been to dinner (alone), now I am sporting pyjamas and bed socks in bed with a glass of wine watching rubbish.

Although Supervet could be making me feel a bit sexier than I otherwise would be!

LoonyLunaLoo · 06/02/2020 21:02

I have fleecy polar bear pyjamas, fake tan developing, hair in a pineapple as I’m starting the curly girl method today (hopefully).

thekatydids · 06/02/2020 21:03

@TheMistressQuickly chin hair fans of the world unite Star

AlpacaGoodnight · 06/02/2020 21:04

Maternity leggings (my youngest is 16 months and I'm not pregnant), panda eyes where I have rubbed them from mascara, a really old bobbly jumper and slippers. Think I'm sexy as Grin

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