Pooing in the en suite!!

[MisfitNinja]

Settle an age old debate between myself and my DH:

Shitting in the en suite:

Yes or no?

I say no, as it will stink the bedroom out and he disagrees and says that it doesn't matter. If he needs to go he'll go whichever toilets closets!!

Never in the en-suite!

No never.

Whatever loo is closest. Turn the extractor fan on.

I agree with you. I’ve never really got the appeal of en suits unless they’re in a very large bedroom away from the bed or through a dressing room. Would rather have a loo next door with two doors to shield me from the faecal fug.

If you're in the bedroom at the time then no, otherwise fine.

Gross.

If I sits, I shits.

Wherever.

It's a toilet, surely it's meant for shitting?

Never. En-suite and downstairs loo number 1's only. Family bathroom is number 2 bathroom!

No just no💩

You shut the door and open the window (or turn on the fan), where is the drama?!

Open the window, turn on the fan, air fresheners? Fuss over nothing!!! We both fully use our en suite toilet!!!

Erm, yes! Why have a private bathroom if you can't use it for your private business?

How badly do your poos smell

It's a toilet!
What is this person eating that closing the door and opening the window is not enough!!

It’s a toilet ffs it’s what it’s there for. Use the extractor, open the windows for a bit and use an odour neutraliser.

My en-suite is my favourite place to poo, I’d be horrified if DH banned it.
It is far away from the bed though, we have a big bedroom.

I don’t like ensuites. I would rather have a smaller , single toilet

Of course. It is a loo and for shitting in.

It's called The Shitter for a reason.

Meh, my nearest and dearest tolerate normal bodily functions. There's windows, room spray or a fan.

However, we do make sure the other doesn't need it to brush teeth, etc.

Surely a toilet is for using? As long as it’s left clean then just use the toilet!

Knowing how much shit can stink, I'd say definitely don't shit in the en-suite if your significant other is either in the bedroom or will soon be in the bedroom.

It's always what makes romantic getaways less romantic for me!

If it's got a fan then it won't make the bedroom smell, ours doesn't anyway, although I could do without the sound effects. I won't tell my husband where he can or cannot poo in his own (our) house.

I swear this thread is peak Mumsnet.