Your Social Media pet hates?

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I will start

Someone who constantly bangs on about politics , especially the ones who make the same points over and over again about Brexit.

People who 'check in' absolutely everywhere they go
People who post absolutely every aspect of their child's lives on Facebook (I'm looking at you, SIL).

People that take quizzes to see what animal they'll be in 2020

People who check in at hospitals and breast cancer clinics then dont reply for ages when people ask if they are ok, then they say "just a check up"!!

I am so bloody sick of seeing photos of peoples' feet. . .

People who post things like "had such a bad day :( " "cannot cope anymore" then reply to the "u OK hun?" comments with "Its private" or "I'll inbox you now hun" 🤦‍♀️

People who say things which are clearly about you and go on a bit of a rant, then when someone asks what it's all about, they say "nothing hun"

Anyone who uses the word "blessed"

People who ask for suggestions, for example, best Chinese to order, then end it with "and go"
Fuck off, it's not a race

People who go on and on about dead relatives, like they are talking to them.. ..such as.."we miss you so much, you were my best friend and you said I was like a daughter" (when she wasnt) and "have a drink on us" etc and then sorrowful memes and poems.

People that overshare/share every boring mundane of their lives
People that post gushy posts to their partners
People that share those stupid spam competition posts e.g. win a holiday from easyJet when the page was only set up 2 days ago

Guy on my fb constantly posts photos of his girlfriend and stepson with the following, "family is everything, without them we have nothing".

Check ins at hospital

The people who do good deeds and feel they have to post about it

Any form of humble brags.

People who put up pictures of all the presents they've had.

When people use those quotes to preach to people, when they're the one with the issue but don't do sod all about it.

That businesses now seem to feel they have a right to post photos in which I feature, without my knowledge or permission. Recently tried a new gym, saw a photo of myself (and others) working out during the session appear on their Facebook feed next day. Had no idea it was being taken and would have said no if asked. I’ve never been back. Happily I have never experienced DV or had to flee from anyone but I kept thinking - what if I had, and because you want to promote your circuits class, you’ve just helped an abusive ex locate me?

Also, normal people using Facebook live. Nobody wants to hear about your regime, Karen. You’re not a Kardashian-Jenner 🤦‍♀️

Definitely checking into a and e. If you are at a and e surely you or child are very ill so shouldn't be checking fb.

Everyday doing a timehop

“Hubby”

Those that post pictures of their hands with their nails done, and they have the chubbiest most awful fingers I've ever seen. Also with about 10 rings on every finger. Honestly who puts their hands overlapped like that in real life.

People who use the phrase Living My Best Life
People who check in everywhere especially to Hospitals.
Bonus points if they do the obligatory hospital selfie. Even more if they take photos of their child in hospital.

And a special mention for the “Copy and paste to show support for cancer/autism/insert illness here. Together we can beat it posts.

People who won't post pics of themselves but have no problem violating their children's privacy for the likes 'n lovehearts.

People that put up quotes about dead people they only met for an hour...like "we miss you so much, the world is a sadder place without you".

People who give to homeless/food bank and feel the need to post it on sm. the only thing it’s feeding is their ego.

Posting 'Santa has been' ....Then the obscene pile of presents
Elf on the shelf updates everyday of December

People who post masses of motivational quotes irritate the fuck out of me. They are always trite and obvious.

Everyone on my social media is very reasonable. I get none of the stuff I see talked about on Mumsnet. No unreasonable bragging, no check-ins to A&E, no passive aggressive venting.

I think this is all very unreasonable as I have nothing to laugh at.