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AIBU?

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AIBU to ask you to keep me company tonight?

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Yadid · 19/09/2019 02:20

I've clearly got a UTI. I've peed 4 times in the past 30 mins coupled with that unmistakable pain shooting up your urethra. I know what it is.
I've to wait until 8am to get the appointment lottery with the GP.

I'm fucking pissed off tbh.

AIBU to be fucked off with my sexual partner for giving me another fucking UTI (second in as many weeks). Angry

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Yadid · 19/09/2019 02:21

I think a penis beaker with bleach in it may be called for at this rate.

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Yadid · 19/09/2019 02:23

See how his fucking urethra feels. Angry

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Yadid · 19/09/2019 02:24

Your dick has ONE FUCKING JOB TO DO. And that is not faffing around my anus and genitals. FFS.

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Tartyflette · 19/09/2019 02:25

I'm awake and happy to keep you company Vadid (and sympathise too, UTIs are bloody painful).
And add a scrubbing brush to the bleach

Confuseddotcotton · 19/09/2019 02:26

Hay, I can’t help with your pain or troubles but I’ll be around for a couple of hours..

Can’t sleep.

Tartyflette · 19/09/2019 02:26

Sorry, Yadid not Vadid.

Thecapturefan · 19/09/2019 02:26

Oh they’re not fun! Poor you.

I’m awake because I just started a new medication which clearly doesn’t agree with my sleep pattern!

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Yadid · 19/09/2019 02:31

Guess what? I've just peed myself (despite peeing 6 times now in a half hour). And guess what else? Who is sleeping blissfully?

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sonypony · 19/09/2019 02:32

I'm also up in pain. Sorry you are too. I've got a long day tomorrow Sad hope you manage to get an appointment in the morning.

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Yadid · 19/09/2019 02:34

If you read a headline tomorrow about 'MAN STABBED WHILE SLEEPING', you know who did it.

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Yadid · 19/09/2019 02:35

Sorry that some of you are in pain. Care to share? Make me feel grateful?

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NoSauce · 19/09/2019 02:47

How is it his fault you’ve got a uti?

YDraig · 19/09/2019 02:48

TMI warning

My nipple hurts. But I’m not breastfeeding, oh no...
I have a new fuckbuddy and while we were getting it on, he bit me! Actually fucking bit my nipple! Shock he’s never coming near me again. But it’s throbbing. So yanbu.
—Do you need an alibi?—

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Yadid · 19/09/2019 02:53

It's his fault as if I didn't have sex with him I'd probably be blissfully sleeping like him now. Defo his fault.

YDraig - can we line them up and knee them in the balls?

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Alicewond · 19/09/2019 02:53

I’m sorry you are in pain but getting a uti isn’t his fault??? Unless you didn’t want to engage in sexual activity? How is he to blame here?

NoSauce · 19/09/2019 02:56

It’s not his fault, you’re being ridiculous.
I hope you feel better soon.

YDraig · 19/09/2019 02:56

Alicewond - presume because he gave it to her? I assume she’s just sleep deprived and venting... live and let live!

Yadid. I’m 200% down for that. Put the kettle on 🍃👀🍃

NoSauce · 19/09/2019 02:58

presume because he gave it to her?

How?

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Yadid · 19/09/2019 02:58

If he just stuck his dick where it's supposed to go, nice and cleanly into my vagina, then I wouldn't have this. But he faffs around with it. And I end up in pain. Of course it's his fucking fault. I didn't get a UTI from masturbating!!

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cantfindname · 19/09/2019 02:59

I once got a UTI from drinking an excessively strong cup of tea made for me by an elderly gent who had worked as a tea blender. His taste buds were so shot away he didn't realise how strong it was. The tannic acid attacked my urethra and then bacteria moved in!

Currently up with sciatica which is worse when I lie down to sleep. Saving up for a memory foam topper. Strangely it is fine when I ride my back but cycling round the neighbourhood at 3am is bound to cause questions!

Drink loads OP. Cranberry if you have any.

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Yadid · 19/09/2019 03:00

Kettles' on. I'll knee your fella. Then I'll haul snoring ass out of the bed for you to kick.

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Derbee · 19/09/2019 03:01

@Yadid, have you explained to him that he needs to be careful? And do you go for a wee after sex?

cantfindname · 19/09/2019 03:01
  • should read 'ride my bike'
Stressedout10 · 19/09/2019 03:01

For future ref if you go pee straight after sex it decreases the chances of getting a UTI massively.
Also if you know that anail gives you UTIs it's not his fault but yours for agreeing to do it

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Yadid · 19/09/2019 03:04
  1. Anal was not involved
  2. He's a doctor so should know damned well the risks of faffing his dick around my nether regions
  3. Did the wee after sex thing.

Now I'm doing the wee every 5 minutes thing, which isn't much, but a lot of pain. I'd happily stab his snoring contented arse. (Joke).

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