AIBU to ask you to keep me company tonight?

[Yadid]

I've clearly got a UTI. I've peed 4 times in the past 30 mins coupled with that unmistakable pain shooting up your urethra. I know what it is.
I've to wait until 8am to get the appointment lottery with the GP.

I'm fucking pissed off tbh.

AIBU to be fucked off with my sexual partner for giving me another fucking UTI (second in as many weeks).

Non not bone, that sounds odd😂

Derbee that’s pretty shitty.

I’m also up. Pregnant so wake up at weird times anyway but my mums silly friend out in indian with her keeps calling me in the middle of the night - which obviously makes me think the worst has happened and Then I can’t get back to Bed. Grrr. Sorry for your pain @Yadid

Gosh @Alicewond i think @Yadid was being lighthearted and jokey, why are you being so serious for?

@NoSauce nonsense. Alice has been nasty and otherwise to the OP for the entire thread. And now she’s goading her about how painful it is to wee.

Unless you’ve name changed and you’re Alice?

The OP hasn’t come across as “jokey”at all. Quite the opposite actually.

Actually I am joking and being sarcastic, if @yadid would like me to leave I will.

So now you are being nasty by picking apart her grammar. Nice.

In your opinion @NoSauce i took it as lighthearted banter as we are all still awake.

Come on it's clearly lighthearted. I'm prone to thrush usually after antibiotics but the one time DH gave it me despite me giving it to him several times in the past I was none too pleased with being up extremely uncomfortable while he slept sound as a baby.

When DH got a UTI one of his balls became swollen and tennis ball sized. It was um memorable.

Why on earth do you think I am Alice.

Go ahead and report me if you think I’m socking. You will be told by MNHQ that I’m not.

Alice/NoSauce? What? Eh?

Christ don’t you start

Nope that was me, please stop trying credit other people to what I said. What are you trying to gain or prove here @I was just having a laugh with the op my “honey”

That should have been @derbee

Stop trying to be so shocked, appalled and offended on someone else’s behalf, and stop trying to draw conclusions that one person could be someone else, you just sound like an idiot

I'm afraid to go to sleep in case I wet myself. I've peed 10 times in 1 hour.

Keep cranberry in your draw

11 times won’t make much of a difference then

@Yadid do you need an appointment with your GP? Mine let you go and drop off a urine sample at reception, and call you a couple of hours later to tell you there’s a prescription waiting

I'm afraid to go to sleep in case I wet myself. I've peed 10 times in 1 hour.

Do you have some kind of mattress protector you can put on top of your part of the bed?

Peeing the bed in those circumstances wouldn’t bother me if I were capable of actually falling asleep.

Why would you pee in your sleep? I’ve had many utis in my life and never once peed while asleep.

Do you live near a 24hr tesco/asda you could go buy some adult diapers.