AIBU to ask you to keep me company tonight?

[Yadid]

I've clearly got a UTI. I've peed 4 times in the past 30 mins coupled with that unmistakable pain shooting up your urethra. I know what it is.
I've to wait until 8am to get the appointment lottery with the GP.
I'm fucking pissed off tbh.

AIBU to be fucked off with my sexual partner for giving me another fucking UTI (second in as many weeks).

[Alicewond]

Could you take urine soaked sheets as a sample?

[NoSauce]

Do you live near a 24hr tesco/asda you could go buy some adult diapers

This thread is getting more odd by the minute.

[Monty27]

He's given you another UTI?
You're not naive presumably but chose to sleep with him again without protection presumably? And he's a doctor.
Okaaay hope you get better.

[Monty27]

And who the fuck is Alice?
I'm completely flummoxed by this thread.

[Alicewond]

I’m apparently lots of people, it’s liberating to be many. I’m quite enjoying the feeling of being one with the universe!

[Alicewond]

Op you got the company you asked for 😂

[WilsonandNoodles]

Just pee the bed while next to him, it will make you feel better. If he insists in 'messing around' by your bum then you need a cleaner bum.

Just drink loads of water and ride it out and if it hasn't shifted after a couple of days see your doctor.

[PatricksRum]

Wow, I've had many a UTI. Can't say I've ever been concerned about wetting the bed.

@Derbee How can you say NoSauce is Alice? You do know troll hunting is against the rules?

[Alicewond]

@PatricksRum I’m not a troll, nor impersonating others. But I wouldn’t want anyone banned for poor judgement. Everyone makes mistakes, no harm done

[NoSauce]

It’s not a mistake to accuse someone of posting under two names, Alice.

[PatricksRum]

@Alicewond
Not a mistake, and if it is then there wouldn't be a ban but a warning/ deletion.

[FuckFacePlatapus]

@NoSauce 😜

[Alicewond]

@NoSauce for ffs sake I’m not the other person you think I am. Who can I contact on mumsnet to confirm this?

[FuckFacePlatapus]

@Alicewond oh my 👏😂😂😂👏
11 times wont make much difference then!
Seriously hahaha sorry @Yadid but this did make me laugh

[FuckFacePlatapus]

Adult Diapers? Oh my 👏😂😂😂

[makingmammaries]

Do you have bicarb of soda? Mix a teaspoon with water and drink. The vile taste will distract you from your pain. Then the bicarb will calm the stinging. Seriously, it works.

[FuckFacePlatapus]

She should go see a Dr other than the one she is shagging.

[PatricksRum]

She should go see a Dr other than the one she is shagging.

[Knitclubchatter]

I’m not reading 4 pages.
But get this AFTER sex, drink plenty of water and sit on the toilet until you pee. This flushed out bacteria that is introduced into the urethra fron the thrusting action.

[Alicewond]

Very scientific and completely pointless and useless; well done for the prize of not bothering to read

[Alicewond]

You sound like a complete idiot magnet @Knitclubchatter. Well done for being first in your class at this

[FuckFacePlatapus]

I think he stuck it in the wrong hole 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Alicewond]

So obvious, you are so funny... ha ha ha cough @FuckFacePlatapus

[SplintersOnTheFence]

Have you both been to the GUM clinic? It all sounds minging

[CupoTeap]

should be has your thread been distracting enough for you

See if the gp will give you extra to keep for next time.

I've had some horrible ones.

Would suggest starting to collect a sample now so it's sorted.