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To have screamed down the phone at wrong information?

340 replies

SnotBlower · 14/08/2019 14:41

Last week I told my mother that DDog had worms. She spoke with her “know it all but knows incorrectly” husband and then rang me back telling me “Barry was saying, you need to get the queen out”. I said “what?” And she said “the queen worm, Barry was saying that there is always a queen and it’s a long white worm and until you get that one, you’ll never get rid of the babies”. Now ... I’m used to Barry’s bullshit ridiculous advice and I’m also used to my mum blindly believing everything he says and refusing the accept that he’s wrong, so to avoid the argument I just said “ok”.

A couple of days later she asked “did you manage to get the queen yet?”. Now ... catching me on a bad day I snapped “it doesn’t work like that with worms! There is no queen or worker worms or bloody soldier worms ... they’re all the same!” So she, as predicted said “no! Barry used to have a dog so he knows what he’s on about!! You need to get the queen worm out otherwise it’s no good, you’ll never be rid of them”. So I changed the subjected.

This morning she rang up and said “hows the worms?” So I said “good, all gone now” so she said “oh good! You must have got the queen then! Barry was saying it’s called the Tate worm or something ... “

So at this point I lost it and screamed down the phone. She started shouting “what’s wrong?!” Thinking I was being attacked and now she’s in a huff because I “worried her”.

This drives me mad, Barry comes out with the most ridiculous shit and she instantly decides he must be spot on and argues everyone else down - in turn making herself look as daft as him!!! It’s gone on for over 20 years and I’ve always tried to be polite and humour them but fuck it! AIBU to not go along with this shit anymore? He needs to be told!!

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Passthecherrycoke · 14/08/2019 16:09

I actually LOVE the screaming. It’s just a brilliant response to bullshit: “Barry said you can tell the moon landing was faked because there is no reflection in their visors”

AGGGAGAGGGHGGHHHHHHH

BRILLIANT

my FIL and father are Barry’s. Men. So pig ignorant and entitled, especially when they reach a certain age

x2boys · 14/08/2019 16:10

My sil was a female Barry there's no point in arguing with people like that as they always think they are right even when they are clearly talking shite it's best just to nod and smile and ignore everything they say .

Topseyt · 14/08/2019 16:12

Can you ask Barry how I can breed a Labrador with a jack russle, plus any tips on dog breeds

The labrador must be the bitch, of course. The Jack Russell will need a step ladder to get up at the back end to do the deed. WinkGrin

That's my tuppence worth. Now we need to know Barry's take on it. Wink

LazyDaisey · 14/08/2019 16:15

I’m just here for Barry Gold.

Ask her to put Barry on next time. Sit poised with pencil and pad writing down his words. When he’s puffed up with pride, you can enthusiastically inform him he’s a huge hit on the Internet. Just make sure he never finds out you’re laughing at him, because as misguided as he is... he is actually trying to be helpful.

BettysLeftTentacle · 14/08/2019 16:15

PLEASE ask Barry if dogs can look up. PLEASE!!!

BMW6 · 14/08/2019 16:17

"Barry Says" thread is a fantastic idea. We could use the thread to think of questions for you to ask Guru Barry......
Just think how chuffed he'll be at the deluge of random questions!

tearinmybeer · 14/08/2019 16:17

Man, this thread is so much better than I expected it to be.

TimeForNewStart · 14/08/2019 16:22

I’m imagining looking like Barry from Eastenders.

Summerunderway · 14/08/2019 16:22

I have a rottweiler and no license. Ask Barry how long a prison sentence I am to expect....

Bookworm4 · 14/08/2019 16:22

The police boxing match is gold 🤣🤣

CruellaFeinberg · 14/08/2019 16:22

@TheInebriati
You could have a Twitter devoted to Barry and his pearls of wisdom. People could suggest a question of the day. You'd be famous and get a book deal

I see a quote of the day desk calendar too

SmellbowSpaceBowl · 14/08/2019 16:24

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TheInebriati · 14/08/2019 16:25

OMFG yes! Although OP might have to include a stress ball with each one.

SaintWillibald · 14/08/2019 16:26

You have to let a bitch have one litter of pups before you spray her, otherwise she will forever long to be a mother

Spray her with what? Urine from a cavity bag? Grin

Not surprised you screamed at your mum, 20 years is a long time to have been subjected to this kind of nonsense!

Loving these Barryisms though.

TroysMammy · 14/08/2019 16:27

I'm imagining Barry having a Black Country accent. Like Timothy Spall's character Barry in Auf Weidersehen Pet.

Nat6999 · 14/08/2019 16:29

Sounds like my mum, the woman next door is the patron saint of parenting, I get her name rammed down my throat at every opportunity. What makes it worse is her child is in the same school as my ds & the same year, I can't skive off any school event because next door neighbour takes great delight in reminding my mum what is happening & when.

Tonnerre · 14/08/2019 16:31

Get her to ask Barry what you should do about rigor mortis.

Tonnerre · 14/08/2019 16:31

Have you ever tried sending your other links to show Barry is talking nonsense? How does she react?

thecatinthetwat · 14/08/2019 16:33

The labrador must be the bitch, of course. The Jack Russell will need a step ladder to get up at the back end to do the deed.

GrinGrin

Also, would you mind terribly op, asking Barry if you can raise dogs vegetarian?

SnotBlower · 14/08/2019 16:37

I already know the answer to the vegetarian question. When I had my German shepherd Barry found out that I was feeding him on complete dry food - no meat. Barry decided this was a vegetarian diet and insisted that my dog would get rickets and it’s teeth would fall out and muscles would waste away - as dogs are carnivorous and cannot survive without meat.

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HazelBite · 14/08/2019 16:40

Waiting patiently for the next episode of "Barryisms" Grin

Rachelle11 · 14/08/2019 16:41

Barry is unintentionally hilarious!!!

BlockRockinBeats · 14/08/2019 16:44

I am so glad I clicked on this thread! Who knew that a thread about worms could be so unintentionally funny?!

I would love a regular 'Ask Baz' thread. It will be a huge hit on here.

What does Bazza think about cats?

ChaosTrulyReigns · 14/08/2019 16:45

Really really want to hear Barry's view on Brexit 😬

Celebelly · 14/08/2019 16:46

Just send him this

To have screamed down the phone at wrong information?