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To have screamed down the phone at wrong information?

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SnotBlower · 14/08/2019 14:41

Last week I told my mother that DDog had worms. She spoke with her “know it all but knows incorrectly” husband and then rang me back telling me “Barry was saying, you need to get the queen out”. I said “what?” And she said “the queen worm, Barry was saying that there is always a queen and it’s a long white worm and until you get that one, you’ll never get rid of the babies”. Now ... I’m used to Barry’s bullshit ridiculous advice and I’m also used to my mum blindly believing everything he says and refusing the accept that he’s wrong, so to avoid the argument I just said “ok”.

A couple of days later she asked “did you manage to get the queen yet?”. Now ... catching me on a bad day I snapped “it doesn’t work like that with worms! There is no queen or worker worms or bloody soldier worms ... they’re all the same!” So she, as predicted said “no! Barry used to have a dog so he knows what he’s on about!! You need to get the queen worm out otherwise it’s no good, you’ll never be rid of them”. So I changed the subjected.

This morning she rang up and said “hows the worms?” So I said “good, all gone now” so she said “oh good! You must have got the queen then! Barry was saying it’s called the Tate worm or something ... “

So at this point I lost it and screamed down the phone. She started shouting “what’s wrong?!” Thinking I was being attacked and now she’s in a huff because I “worried her”.

This drives me mad, Barry comes out with the most ridiculous shit and she instantly decides he must be spot on and argues everyone else down - in turn making herself look as daft as him!!! It’s gone on for over 20 years and I’ve always tried to be polite and humour them but fuck it! AIBU to not go along with this shit anymore? He needs to be told!!

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ImNotYourGranny · 14/08/2019 15:28

Barry was kind of right about the worms though. You did used to have to get the queens out. That was until the Great Tate Worm Revolution of 1867. Now they're all republicans so it doesn't matter any more.

TheHodgeoftheHedge · 14/08/2019 15:29

I am posting just to see more Barryisms :)

SnotBlower · 14/08/2019 15:30

“Great Tate Worm Revolution of 1867”

Stop it 😂 I’m trying to maintain my anger 😂

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TheGrapefulDread · 14/08/2019 15:31

“Border collies nip feet, chase children and kill small animals, every single one of them, no exceptions“
I always thought it was sus. that Lassie was the only witness to little Timmy’s many mysterious mishaps ... perhaps not just Border Collies.

TheInebriati · 14/08/2019 15:31

You could have a Twitter devoted to Barry and his pearls of wisdom. People could suggest a question of the day. You'd be famous and get a book deal Grin

Zaphodsotherhead · 14/08/2019 15:33

I think, to get the full Mumsnet Effect, you have to say to your mum

'has he been tested for autism?'

every time she comes out with a Barryism.

ralphfromlordoftheflies · 14/08/2019 15:36

There is a Barry, or a number of Barrys, in every town. I fucking hate them all. And they manage to simmer down their pearls of wisdom with males.

Throckmorton · 14/08/2019 15:38

I want to know what Barry thinks about ticks. I don't know why - I just do!

SnotBlower · 14/08/2019 15:41

Ooo now, ticks will be a good one! I’m sure he’ll have some great advice on that subject. I shall report back later!

He’s going to be so chuffed with himself when I start ringing up for dog advice!

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LillithsFamiliar · 14/08/2019 15:41

Autumn your reference to the Sistine Chapel made me laugh. That was such an odd thread Grin

BettysLeftTentacle · 14/08/2019 15:45

Good ol’ Bazza! Really looking forward to the belly laughs later.

I really want to know what Baz thinks about the influence the canon has on our literary heritage.

GiantKitten · 14/08/2019 15:46

I am shrieking at Barry's pearls of wisdom.

OP, could you do a regular monthly post to keep us up to speed, please?

zeezee3 · 14/08/2019 15:47

@SnotBlower YABU to say DDog.

TheTrollFairy · 14/08/2019 15:47

Op, you definitely need to start a new thread and name it Barry Says (instead of Simon Says).
He sounds like the type of person you need around when you want a laugh and far away from you when you are pissed off!

You should probably call your mum and apologies for the screaming (even though I get why you did it, but it’s a tad dramatic)

TheTrollFairy · 14/08/2019 15:49

Also, ask him able fleas. I heard someone say that fleas don’t live on your animal but live in your house so if your animal has fleas you also need to treat your house too. I’m not sure how true it is, I might look into it if I ever suspect fleas on my cats

TheHodgeoftheHedge · 14/08/2019 15:50

I heard someone say that fleas don’t live on your animal but live in your house so if your animal has fleas you also need to treat your house too. I’m not sure how true it is, I might look into it if I ever suspect fleas on my cats

That is true

Zaphodsotherhead · 14/08/2019 15:51

Fleas do actually live in your carpet, TrollFairy. They just feed on your animal.

(I'm not Barry, by the way)

Spingtrolls · 14/08/2019 15:52

What are his other interests?

TheTrollFairy · 14/08/2019 15:53

I'm not Barry, by the way

This is as disappointing as losing half your biscuit in your tea

Spingtrolls · 14/08/2019 15:54

Yea fleas can live in carpets. Had to get my place done when a friend showed up with a dog. At the time I didn’t own pets.

SallyWD · 14/08/2019 16:04

YABU to have screamed but I found the whole thing hilarious - sorry!

RightOnTheEdge · 14/08/2019 16:04

Well I think YANBU to scream. If that's the first time in 20 yrs I think your actually a Saint Grin

I think this is my favourite thread for ages!
Queen worm, your Mum thinking you were being attacked, everything!

Also Granny Grin Grin

Topseyt · 14/08/2019 16:06

You could name you Twitter hashtag #barrytheoracle.

I hardly use Twitter except for school updates, but I promise I will follow.

My labrador suffers from a collapsing windpipe. What does Barry think?

My cocker spaniel had papilloma growths removed from her face. What does Barry think?

thecatinthetwat · 14/08/2019 16:06

Can you ask Barry how I can breed a Labrador with a jack russle, plus any tips on dog breeds...?

That ought to get him going Grin

Motoko · 14/08/2019 16:08

Barry is the Bloke Down The Pub, you know, "Bloke down the pub told me that...."

I do think you should apologise to your mum for screaming, but I completely understand why you did it!

And I'd love to hear more Barryisms! I've had a "cavity bag"! If you start a new thread, please link to it on this thread, so I don't miss it!