to expect DP NOT to invite friends over on a sat night without consulting me first

[lucyellensmum]

I havent even met these people, and the woman sounds like someone i have nothing in common with whatsoever. But never mind my general antisocialness. The house is a bloody absolute, consumate, bastarding pigsty and this woman is so houseproud she rang her DP at work once to bollock him for leaving his cup of tea outon the side when he went to work. IF he had told me sooner i would have spent less time putting the world to rights on here and actually got off my arse and done some cleaning. (i really am not very big on domesticity but i do like to at least make the place look like it is suitable for human habitation if we are to have visitors)Now something i was looking forward to doing with DP and DD tomorrow night has turned into something i am dreading and am already feeling uptight about. gggrrrrrrr bloody man well if he thinks...........oops, TMI we wont go there

post us a pic of your outfit

what outfit?

Hit the Monsoon sale, they normally always have lots of dressy tops reduced, then you'll be sorted for next time!

Now I want to dress up and go out too...

for tonight

bet it looks more dressy/girly than you think

well i am getting very fucked off her

dh still not left work
we are without dd tongiht v rare event
so i booked a nice restaurant as a surprise

so I was going to say what shall I wear
but think I will just sulk

i was GOING to wear a black wrap dress and fab heels
but i think I will put on an old sack and sit on the sofa glowering instead

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oh cod you old bint

OH NO

where have you booked?

If my dh was around, I'd come with you .

let's do the outfit anyway....

well
not revealing where
but
ok
have v ncie plain black wrap dress with a buckle
and really great heels in a greeny turquoise with wooden stripey heels and platform
and similar coloursed necklace

or i have a dung covered hessian sack
with
you are a cunt
written on it

CD glowering

sounds lovely

put it on anyway and have a pre dinner drink

the dress that is

not the cunt face

"It takes me a long time to make friends"

you cna kind of tell

pmsl

oh yes good idea
but then he will come in tired and grumpy and won't want to go out
so i will have to change into sack

when you in london cod?

alright beets how's it going?

wear the dress and heels

then go out and leave a note sauyig youa re a cunt

cor blimey woman

I should think one look at you dressed like that (in dress, not cunt face) and he'll melt and happily join you for dinner

fine.

trying to be good lovingh wife adn supportive but need a break as not used to no sun adn rain and grumpy dh.

oi, you bloody lot - this is my rant! where does the fecking monsoon sale come into things.

We missed the steam train, wanted to show DD, no im not totally mad, one does pass through the station at hte end of our road on rare ocassions, sometimes we get the orient express to. But never mind all that - apparently some old boy got off the train for a piddle, and it left without him - it was his 60th anniversary treat, him and his wife, she is still on the train - i hope he has a shed to kip in tonight. Oh dear

oh yes
good plan
where will I go on my own though

I could just og and see mates
but they would think me mighty odd turning up uninvited in a dress

is it an anniversary?

LUCYELLENS MUM

why did you not invite him round?

you could have practised your social skills for tomorrow

instead, you left him to sleep IN A SHED??

aha
we were just passing the time waiting fo you fgs

NO
just we are without dd for a night
come to think of it is dhs bday next week we are going to scotts so no big deal if we don't go