to expect DP NOT to invite friends over on a sat night without consulting me first

[lucyellensmum]

I havent even met these people, and the woman sounds like someone i have nothing in common with whatsoever. But never mind my general antisocialness. The house is a bloody absolute, consumate, bastarding pigsty and this woman is so houseproud she rang her DP at work once to bollock him for leaving his cup of tea outon the side when he went to work. IF he had told me sooner i would have spent less time putting the world to rights on here and actually got off my arse and done some cleaning. (i really am not very big on domesticity but i do like to at least make the place look like it is suitable for human habitation if we are to have visitors)Now something i was looking forward to doing with DP and DD tomorrow night has turned into something i am dreading and am already feeling uptight about. gggrrrrrrr bloody man well if he thinks...........oops, TMI we wont go there

I think you should wear a gimp suit lou

I'll regret posting that later when Oliveoil sees it and accuses me of being London centric.

or maybe a srot of barn dancy outfit
checky
with frills and petticoat
and bunches

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oh yes
depends where you are going

If S&M club then gimp suit
if barn dance then barn dancey outfit

obv

lou - you can be part of the thread police

ive been wearing the gimp outfit all day, it's a bit sweaty now

barn dance dress is in the wash

cod, amd just meeting some friends at a bar, but am fed up with my usual jeans t shirt converse get up, i am starting to feel too manly when i go out in comparison to my few female friends, but am not really girly, so cant do sparkly

i dont have the hat, otherwise that would be a possibility

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Maybe stuff LOADS of bog roll down your bra or a couple of melons
then you will look buxom and girly

but you know
comfort is highly underrated
you don't want to be tottering about all night looking like an advert for xmas do you?

lol, potatoes will have to do or they wont fit in my bra

i always have fab make up on dontcha know

am thinking a dress over jeans and flip flops

dont laugh thats glammed up for me

sounds fine to me
or leggings
you are stick insectesque non?

there was some woman on TV advocating those metal coloured vest tops (silver, gold etc.).

I am not one for fashion but thought they looked quite good for going out with jeans (smart but not overly so)

they are bastarding hot though

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i have one of the silvery metallic sleeveless tops, fed up wearing it

omg i wont wear leggings, the horror!

am an 8/10 btw

the only earring i wear is a wooden stretcher one in my left ear

i do so hope LEM hsasn't been run over by steam train
i mean
what is she doing???
how long can it take?

what's happened to the other ear?

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she should put a webcam in the lounge and then we can all watch abigails party being reenacted

its on holiday fox

Thanks, don't know about the OP, but you've cheered me up!

Dressy top with jeans is a good look btw!

i dont really have dressy tops, my day/evening wear is pretty much the same unless i have to go somehwere and make a grown up effort, then its dresses , heels etc, but it's only a bar