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'After I conducted lengthy consultations with experts on the matter, here is a list of completely reasonable things that the Democrats are waiting for before initiating impeachment proceedings.
Their great-grandmother’s one hundred and thirty-fifth birthday party
“John Wick 15: The One in Which John Wick’s Dog’s Son’s Son Gets Revenge”
Russia deciding that interfering with elections is boring
Three hundred and sixty-five consecutive sunny Seattle days
The National’s happy album
Universal agreement on how awesome the last season of “Game of Thrones” was
Waldo’s exact G.P.S. location
The hare’s come-from-behind rematch victory over the tortoise
Mitch McConnell’s “Old Town Road” remix
A rose bush that thinks it would be too mean to grow thorns
A bipartisan resolution on abortion that satisfies a hundred per cent of the American public
Every single tourist everywhere simultaneously figuring out where they’re going
The day when Trump wakes up, eats a balanced breakfast, and gleefully hands over twenty years of his tax returns
Godot'