What Un-Mumsnetty things have you done today?

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Eating my bowl of carby porridge in the rain and wondered this.

Help me feel better about my messy flat and share with me some un-mumsnetty thing you have done today?

I fed my boys a tin of beans for breakfast with shop bought bread (possibly a MN point for a cooked breakfast?)
I am only washing the shower curtain now as it was getting mouldy
I only got a shower just now
Eating a bowl of hot, carby porridge which is very nice.
My top floor flat is a mess and I don't care

Smoked a joint and planning to light another as soon as I can put this orange smarties easter egg down.

May have got home from work and referred to my students as "little shits" in front of my children!!!

Ivd been at work today and I'm going to work tomorrow and yet...
I am on my second gin and tonic while cooking and...
I plan to have a glass of wine while eating.
I live alone so am drinking alone.
I am a broken reed

I have let DD watch Pingu on YouTube pretty much all day because it's been too cold and rainy to do anything else.

Tomorrow I am going to eat the biggest, greasiest, cheesiest burger I can fit in my face. With chips. And cake. Because it's my cheat day and I CAN.

Had chips and ketchup for dinner
Chocolate buttons for dessert
Half a bottle of Prosecco and am now about to hit the gin
In my defence I am away for a few days - it’s nearly my birthday and am usually on SW diet

I had a scotch egg and one of those Rustlers southern fried chicken microwave sandwiches for lunch. I have been ill all week and have barely eaten so I just wanted to stuff my face with crap!!

Also laid on my sofa on MN staring into the messy living room which I should be cleaning, but it can wait til tomorrow or the day after

We had pizza for tea with a mixture of potato waffles and oven chips as we didn't have enough of either.

Will be snoring Herculean lines of coke this weekend

Snorting

OH woke me up for sex at 6 this morning and I didn't come on here to complain I happily obliged. After playgroup DS2 and I munched down a McDonald's and after school pick up DD2 and DS1 had shop bought cake for their snack. Oh and I've had a large Gin even though it's not Christmas.

I’m eating an Easter egg right now. There was a thread complaining about this earlier

DH came home from work and went straight to the gym, leaving me to bath and bed DS and I haven’t LTB.

I cooked my adult ds dinner AND ironed his shirts !

I spoonfed 14mo DS an Ella's pouch for dinner

Greggs cheese and onion pasty......for brunch.

Crystal meth

We had chippie tea. But a bit mumsnetty as I refused a plastic bag to take it home in.

Saw this and didn't have an apoplectic fit or called the biohazard team to disinfect the entire house and the whole postcode with it for the full measure:

I've just come back from the school run and eaten a Smarties Easter Egg for breakfast. I've got a stinking cold and am on call for work so I decided I'm allowed to eat what I want just this once!

Ate chips whilst hoovering the living room